Bullhockey 2: The Return of The Leather Whip (2019)
> x postcard (@ Lockridge House)
You lean in towards the front of the box, to take a peek--after all, it IS in the sunlight, and you're not REALLY READing it, are you...??...
It looks like a mail-in order for a case of extra-bacon flavored doggie treats. Its edges are embossed in rainbow colors, and it smells like it came right out of a box of treats. It says --
"Thank you for your purchase of a case of our Porkie's Specially-Made Extra-Bacon Flavored Doggie Treats. As a ONE-TIME ONLY Special Offer, with this card, we will send you, FREE of charge, a RETRACTABLE LEASH, with a BUILT-IN POOP SCOOPER, equipped with bags! Just mark the blank next to your preferred color, fill in the blanks with your name and address, and drop this card in the mail. (Available while supplies last.)...
Name: Judith Lockridge
Address: 206 Lookout Avenue, Bunco Springs, USA
Preferred color: red_x_ green__ blue__ white__
If you would like to make some comments on our product, please do so here:
My Snuggums just loves your treats, especially the bacon!! I have tried to get him to eat other treats, but he seems to prefer bacon from the table! Your product is the only manufactured treat he will eat! THANK YOU! It saves me from having to make bacon all the time!
After having essentially "read" someone else's mail, you shut the mailbox, as you look around again.