Acid Rain (2021)
> x toilet (@ Upstairs Lavatory)
You love using the word 'lavatory'. It's so, er, antiquated. Most people would just call this the dunny.
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Acid Rain (2021)
> x toilet (@ Upstairs Lavatory)
You love using the word 'lavatory'. It's so, er, antiquated. Most people would just call this the dunny.
The Adam and Eve Project (2017)
> x toilet (@ [Adam] Bathroom)
[Adam] There's a toilet here.
[Adam] Hmm.
[Eve] What is it?
[Adam] There's a time written in the bowl. It says "5:40".
(Type "flush toilet" to flush the toilet.)
> x toilet (@ [Eve] Bathroom)
[Eve] It's a toilet.
[Eve] There's something written in the bowl.
[Adam] What does it say?
It says... "6:30".
(Type "flush toilet" to flush the toilet.)
Alcohol solves everything (2007)
> x toilet (@ Toilet)
The air feels heavy - you breathe in the damp, dank sourness permeating humid, cold places - and also the deep, nauseating smell of fresh paint.
And So It Goes (2004)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
You've seen them before.
Another Goddamn Escape the Locked Room Game (2006)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Your basic porcelain throne.
Armario de Auga (2001)
> x toilet (@ Water Closet)
The sides of the cavity were humid, and had been
polished as much by time as by human hands. In my chest
I felt a painful throbbing, and I burned with thirst.
The Immortals The toilet may still function, but is without seat or lid.
Aunt Nancy's House (1997)
> x toilet bowl (@ Bathroom)
A standard white porcelein toilet bowl, with attached lid.
Babel (1997)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom (any))
The toilet sits in the corner, empty of water.
The Bibliophile (2014)
> x modern toilet (@ Club Bathroom)
What makes this toilet modern is it's squarish-design on the bowl.
Biscuit (2001)
> x toilet (@ toilet)
A bog standard WC complete with lever to flush the loo. The toilet lid is [closed or open].
The Bryant Collection (2009)
> x toilet (@ Hall Bathroom)
They haven't replaced the toilet. There are new fuzzy things on the seat lid and tank, though.
Bullhockey 2: The Return of The Leather Whip (2019)
> x toilet (@ New Bathroom)
This is a brown marble-looking bench-type toilet with a wooden round seat. It sits under the small window in the east wall.
> x white toilet (@ Small Bathroom)
It is white, porcelain, and has a donut seat with no lid. And there is no water in this toilet.
Bullhockey! (2018)
> x toilet (@ Scuffed Bathroom)
It is the usual porcelain setup, with a faux wood-grain seat.
Curiously, there is no water in the bowl.
> x toilet (@ Small Bathroom)
It is tiny, with one of those half-donut type seats.
> x open toilet (@ Community Cell)
It defies description. Let's just say that it's old.
A Christmas Quest (2020)
> x toilet (@ Claus' Bathroom)
You lift the lid to inspect it and find...
[either] To put it politely... a yule log! [or] Nothing!
Clusterflux (2019)
> x generic toilet (@ Meager Bathroom)
Really, it's just a generic toilet.
The Coast House (2001)
> x commode (@ The Small Room)
Why do people feel compelled to look into toilets? What were you really hoping to find? Let's just say that after ten years of non-use, the toilet has dark calcium stains from the stagnant coastal water collected at the bottom of the bowl.
Coffee Quest II (2002)
> x toilet (@ Stall)
The toilet is a masterpiece of clinical china, but otherwise seems fairly ordinary.
The Cruise (2001)
> x toilet (@ Your Bathroom)
It looks just like any other toilet.
The Day I saved Elvis (2011)
> x toilet (@ cell)
You can neither pee in it, nor flush it, nor take the water from it.
A dead man's hug (2017)
> x toilet (@ bathroom)
In the bowl swims a half-eaten donut.
Dutch Dapper IV: The Final Voyage (2002)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Erm, you really want me to explain?
Escape from the Arboretum (2002)
> x toilet (@ bathroom)
The toilet seems to be of the ordinary, everyday sort.
Find the Bed (2010)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Someone should really clean this toilet.
The Frenetic Five vs. Sturm und Drang (1997)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
A work of art, it's not.
Grayscale (2001)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Marble, just like everything else. The lid is [up or down].
Happy Ever After (2000)
> x toilet (@ A small bathroom)
Its an ordinary toilet. Needs a cleaning, actually.
Heated (2010)
> x toilet (@ your bathroom)
Your toilet sits largely unappreciated by cleaning supplies, [if open] which is even more apparent by the dismally tinted water inside. [else] and now that it's closed you are puzzled at how you managed to get urine stains on the lid. [end if][if keys in toilet, add:] None of that seems even remotely as important as the fact that it's taken your keys hostage.
The House (by Remington) (2007)
> x toilet (@ Bathrom)
It's an ordinary toilet that has several large cracks running along the outside.
The House of Mystery (2018)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
The oval office.
> x toilet (@ Upstairs Bathroom)
This toilet is similar to the one downstairs but smaller.
> x toilet (@ Inverted Upper Bathroom)
Another toilet. It's seat is heavily trashed and beaten up.
> x toilet (@ Inverted Lower Bathroom)
The toilet is all disfigured and out of proportion with itself.
The House on Sycamore Lane (2019)
> x toilet (@ Master Bathroom)
Its best just to leave that alone.
Identity Thief (2002)
> x toilet (@ Senator Tarlette's bathroom)
A standard complement of bathrooms everywhere.
The Impossible Bottle (2020)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
It's just a normal toilet.
Interface (2009)
> x toilet (@ Hall Bathroom)
You see nothing special about the toilet, although it could stand to be flushed.
The Island (by Williams) (2013)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
The old porcelain toilet has a handwritten sign taped to the tank.
Islands Far Away (2010)
> x toilet (@ bathroom)
The seat of the toilet is busted and you can't sit your ass on it without it rolling around. The toilet also makes a lot of noise. It sounds like a waterfall actually. Hopefully you are not wasting water.
J'dal (2012)
> x toilet sink thing (@ Room 203)
It's kind of like a sink for pissing in. It's in an alcove but it still makes the whole room stink. Dad said that it probably drains straight down to the beer taps in the bar.
Lazy Gods of Earth (2002)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
A regular toilet, with a plastic lid.
Limp (1998)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Not worth touching. Ick.
Lobsters On A Plane (2010)
> x toilet (@ Lavatory)
A vaguely seat-like bump on the wall of the bathroom. The hole leads nowhere, of course, as toilets were banned on planes years ago as a security precaution.
Martha's Big Date (2008)
> x toilet (@ Downstairs Bathroom)
It flushes. Whee.
The Mary Jane of Tomorrow (2016)
> x toilet (@ Standard Bathroom)
It is, of course, scrupulously clean.
Mrs. Pepper's Nasty Secret (2008)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
It’s a standard enough model.
Not Much Time (2002)
> x toilet (@ Your Auntie's Bathroom)
The toilet in the bathroom has been well kept. It is so clean, it does not look as though it has ever been used.
Nothing But Mazes (2019)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
This is a funnel-shaped piece of black ceramic, fixed to the floor, with a lever on one side. You gather that it is meant to be used as a toilet.
Nowheresville (2022)
> x toilet (@ Junkyard)
It looks like it came straight off a factory assembly line. Why someone threw it out is anyone's guess.
Pen and Paint (2010)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
It's sparkling clean. All the time. Unfortunate memories of other toilets push at your thoughts, but you shove them back into hiding. Here and now, this toilet is clean.
Plane Walker (2021)
> x toilet (@ Front-Restroom)
A reflective metal loo shining in all its glory. The toilet can be flushed (obviously), whisking any contents away into the darkness.
> x toilet (@ Rear-Restroom)
A toilet glowing so bright you can hardly look at it. The colors it emits are simply magical, and just looking at it almost transports you to another world. You have a feeling that entering it is your way off the plane.
Polendina (2006)
> x toilet (@ The bathroom)
A standard white porcelain toilet.
Poppet (2019)
> x toilet (@ Lavatory)
A cracked porcelain elephant-trunk toilet, empty of water and no longer functional by the looks of it.
Return to the Stars (2021)
> x toilets (@ Communal Washroom)
They look like the kind you'd find in the worst of public restrooms back on earth: steel body, no lid, no real seat. Comfort clearly wasn't high on the priority list here.
Riverside (2008)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
It's been nice being able to leave the seat down for a whole week.
Santa's Trainee Elf (2020)
> x toilet (@ Lavatory)
It's an old-fashioned toilet. Santa promised to install a modern porcelain contraption, but the budget has been tight this year.
So I Was Short Of Cash And Took On A Quest (2021)
> x toilet (@ Toilet)
It's one of those things you typically find in a toilet.
Tex Bonaventure and the Temple of the Water of Life (2013)
> x toilet (@ An Evil Bathroom)
The toilet is creepy, as indoor plumbing is a relatively recent innovation. And by relatively recent, we are definitely excluding ancient stone temples.
The Tiny House (2010)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Well, I suppose this is the place where you poop. It's a nasty old toilet that doesn't always flush properly.
Toasterama (2000)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Yes, there is a toilet here but you don't even want to think what the inside of it looks like.
Tookie's Song (2002)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
Eyeing the strange shape of the toilet, you gudge that this was not made by or for a human.
Waystation (1995)
> x toilet (@ Cell)
The toilet is made of the same metal as the sink. The stench rising from it makes you think twice before doing anything with it.
> x toilet (@ Worker's Bathroom)
What's to say about such a device that hasn't been said before? The only difference between this toilet and most others is the caked slime underneath the rim.
What Heart Heard Of, Ghost Guessed (2021)
> x toilet (@ Bathroom)
A pull-cord toilet.
Where There's A Will (2005)
> x toilet (@ Small Bathroom)
It's an ordinary white porcelain toilet.
> x toilet (@ Large Bathroom)
The toilet is made of white porcelain.
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