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Let's look at shirts!
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Another Goddamn Escape the Locked Room Game (2006)
> x shirt (@ Bathroom)
This is a shirt. For ease of description, we'll assume it looks just like the one you have on now, while you're playing this game. Assuming you're wearing one.
Birmingham IV (2018)
> x shirt (@ The Phil's Bedroom)
The Phil examines the left cuff of his very loud lumberjack shirt. "[list of known magic words] " has - by some mysterious means - been scrawled on the cuff.
Biscuit (2001)
> x shirt (@ large bedroom)
A medium sized T-shirt.
Bullhockey 2: The Return of The Leather Whip (2019)
> x tee-shirt (@ Loft Bedroom)
It's your favorite green tee-shirt. The one that says "Work Sucks". You put it on when you get off work. It's rather wrinkled.
> x shirts (@ Loft Bedroom)
Most of them are white--well, off-white, given the amount of time they have been left to, um, hang, here--except for the five you wear to work, which are red, white, yellow, blue, and green. One is brand-new, replacing that one you ripped in the climbing accident you had last year, though you don't recall which one it is....
Bullhockey! (2018)
> x wrinkled shirt (@ Loft Bedroom)
It is one of the few shirts that you have that would pass in a social setting--or at least it would have passed, but for the sweat stains.
> x shirts (@ Brockwood's Store)
Not for the frugal.
> x red shirt (@ Kitchen)
This is your red business shirt, the one you wear to work on Mondays--"Monday" is written on the inside of the collar...on which there is a strange smear of orange lipstick. Is this the real reason she left you? You can't remember any other woman.... The shirt looks newly washed, except for the layer of soot now covering it.
> x white shirt (@ Jerry's Barber Shop)
This is your white business shirt, the one you wear to work on Tuesdays--"Tuesday" is written on the inside of the collar...on which there is a strange smear of orange lipstick. Is this the real reason she left you? You can't remember any other woman.... The shirt looks newly washed, except for the hairs stuck all over it, and various stains from the barber's sink area.
> x blue shirt (@ Crock Blocker Platform)
This is your yellow business shirt, the one you wear to work on Thursdays--"Thursday" is written on the inside of the collar...on which there is a strange smear of orange lipstick. Is this the real reason she left you? You can't remember any other woman.... The shirt looks newly washed, except for the stippling of bird guano now covering it.
> x yellow shirt (@ Inside Trailer)
This is your blue business shirt, the one you wear to work on Wednesdays--"Wednesday" is written on the inside of the collar...on which there is a strange smear of orange lipstick. Is this the real reason she left you? You can't remember any other woman.... The shirt looks newly washed, except for the smears of grease and dust from the rollercoaster.
> x green shirt (@ Community Cell)
This is your green business shirt, the one you wear to work on Fridays--"Friday" is written on the inside of the collar...on which there is a strange smear of orange lipstick. Is this the real reason she left you? You can't remember any other woman.... The shirt looks newly washed, except for the stains of bodily fluids or lord knows whatever else is on it.
Clusterflux (2019)
> x shirt (@ Dirt Lot)
You're wearing a basic, collared shirt. You're not too terribly fastidious but you've always felt you should be presentable in public. It might be because you spent years watching your brother wearing sweatpants. You always felt as if he looked like a centerfold for Giving Up magazine.
> x shirts (@ Second Floor Bedroom)
There are all sorts of t-shirts and collared shirts hanging in the closet. Many of them have a logo that looks like a stylized squid with the word SquidSys below it.
Coke Is It! (1999)
> x shirt (@ Bedroom)
A snappy night shirt of blue and white stripes.
Crocodracula: The Beginning (2020)
> x shirt (@ Mister Sarducci's Classroom)
Mister Sarducci seems to own nothing but long-sleeved white dress shirts, and he always has the sleeves rolled up, for chemistry purposes.
Flotsam and Driftwood (2014)
> x t-shirt (@ Hard Place)
An old, well-worn t-shirt. [if has logo[ It has a rather ugly logo on it that's starting to come loose. [else] It's a bit frayed where the logo used to be.
Hangar 22 (2011)
> x t-shirt (@ Dressing Room)
It's a white t-shirt with printing on the front that reads, "I came all the way from Mzzrxklpletic-405 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt." The shirt's tag states it is a 50/50 blend of cotton and blrbyxipunkonium.
Hercules! (2021)
> x shirt (@ Labyrinth)
A plain white tee with gold and brown lettering. The front of the shirt reads "I visited the Labyrinth of Crete and got out alive!" The back has a few dried bloodstains dotting the plain white cotton.
The Mouse Who Woke Up For Christmas (2018)
> x t-shirt (@ A Garden Shed)
A jet black T-Shirt.
Music Education (1999)
> x shirt (@ Uniform Storage Room)
It's a blue Krappa Krappa Psi t-shirt, complete with the Krappa Krappa Psi logo on the front.
Nowheresville (2022)
> x white shirt (@ Diner)
A white button-down shirt, starched.
> x button-down shirt (@ Toy Store)
The old man's shirt is faded and worn.
> x whiteish shirt (@ Grocery)
The shirt is a slightly off-white color. His sleeves are rolled up and there are visible buttons.
> x gray shirt (@ Bank)
It seems to be made of some high-end fabric, and looks very professional.
> x polo shirt (@ Candy Shop)
The candy man very plain and unremarkable white polo shirt.
The Silence of the Gods (2011)
> x shirt (@ Narrow Gangway)
Black. A sort of Mancini's henchmen regimentals.
The Song of the Mockingbird (2021)
> x shirt (@ Arroyo)
You're wearing a cotton shirt with a checkerboard pattern of red and white.
Stupid Creek. Stupid Christmas. (2011)
> x shirt (@ Stupid East Bank)
Tiny Tim's black t-shirt is stupid and hideous.
Toonesia (1995)
> x shirt (@ Inside Bud's Warren)
This is a large, bright Hawaiian shirt. Amongst the loud colors is a logo that says, "Hotel Wakalakamakakadasakikikaki."
Zig-zy (2001)
> x denim shirt (@ Massive Auditorium)
This denim shirt never gets dirty. If only you could say the same for your real clothes.
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