Goats in Interactive Fiction

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  Acid Rain (2021)

  > x goat (@ West End of Short Hall)

  • What the hell is a goat doing in a mansion? It must be seeking shelter from the acid rain. It certainly doesn't look very friendly. Maybe it's hungry.
  • It's sleeping soundly.

• AFGNCAAP - IF Agent! Todays Adventure: Holy Goat! (2007)

  > x goat (@ Meadow)

  Another wretched invention of the Rfance! This goat is clearly evil (it has a perceptible goatee, after all) and stars at you with coal black, merciless eyes. Clearly, this is a magical beast. If you could only disspell it (hint, hint) with some sort of magical word.

• Alcohol solves everything (2007)

  > x goat (@ The Cave)

  It's a goat. It munches with an evil stare, as if possessed by a malevolent spirit.

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  Ariadne in Aeaea (2016)

  > x goat (@ Rugged hills)

  • A nearby goat is breakfasting on something that looks like a piece of textile of some so... oh by the Goddess, it's your tunic! You try to shoo the beast, or frighten it in some way to discourage the munching of your clothes, but it seems to love the change in diet. Damn...
  • The bloody beast is still eating your tunic. You try to shoo the beast away, or frighten it in some way to discourage the munching of your clothes, but it seems to love the change in diet. Damn...
  • The bloody goat is chewing on its treat, totally oblivious to its previous sartorial inclinations.

• A Boy and his Goat (1998)

  > x goat (@ Hillpath)

  This old goat freezed his legs off sometime last winter, which means you have to carry him to the market. But you don't complain. From what your father has told you, the goats were much heavier and the market farther away when he was young.

  And I don't have to implement a goat that actually moves around on its own. Yay.

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  Brain Guzzlers from Beyond! (2015)

  > x goat (@ McDillingfitty's Junkyard)

  A rather grungy-looking guard goat with lanky legs and filthy fur.

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  Easter Egg Hunt 2020 (2020)

  > x goat (@ Hillside)

  This old goat freezed his legs off sometime last winter, which means you have to carry him to the market. But you don't complain. From what your father has told you, the goats were much heavier and the market farther away when he was young.

  And I don't have to implement a goat that actually moves around on its own. Yay.

• Fætt Tiw (2007)

  > x goat (@ Carnival Gate)

  It looks awful fierce.

• The Unicorn Pool (2010)

  > x goat (@ Back Yard)

  Why you bought a billy no-one can explain, but you love the brute, and he seems to like you too, especially at feeding time. He has a pair of stubby horns which should not do you too much damage... unless he meant to.

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  Ze French countryside is full of fresh air (2007)

  > x goat (@ Fields)

  It's not as frightening as the French grammar you had to learn before starting your mission, but this goat is impressing for sure.

• Default response instances

  • The Island (2013): Buddy the Undead Goat @ Stinky Beach.