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abstracts
- egoisms (0)
- emotions (4)
- polyhedra (33)
- qualia (7)
- reasonings (0)
- rings (5)
- spells (15)
- thoughts (11)
animals
- bears (30)
- birds (68)
- camels (1)
- cats (58)
- chickens (23)
- cows (0)
- dinosaurs (21)
- dogs (56)
- dragons (33)
- ducks (16)
- elephants (7)
- equines (50)
- felines (33)
- figurines (20)
- fish (3)
- flamingoes (6)
- frogs (1)
- goats (10)
- grues (2)
- insects (2)
- kangaroos (1)
- monkeys (29)
- monsters (29)
- owls (9)
- parrots (7)
- pigs (0)
- rabbits (4)
- reindeer (18)
- rodents (50)
- sheep (16)
- snakes (42)
- spiders (22)
- squirrels (11)
- turtles (0)
- wolves (2)
astronomical
- constellations (5)
- suns (63)
bathroom items
- bathtubs (40)
- cabinets (125)
- cosmetics (1)
- excrement (0)
- mirrors (154)
- sinks (115)
- soaps (8)
- toilet paper (5)
- toilets (76)
- towels (13)
- vanities (10)
bedroom items
- beds (349)
- curtains (26)
- diaries (32)
- dressers (29)
- hangers (0)
- mirrors (154)
- posters (35)
- vanities (10)
- wallpaper (11)
- wardrobes (35)
body parts
- arms (0)
- beards (5)
- brains (9)
- corpses (118)
- ears (5)
- eyes (38)
- feathers (17)
- hair (20)
- legs (0)
- mustaches (1)
- noses (6)
- skeletons (62)
- skulls (28)
- tails (2)
- teeth (11)
- wings (2)
buildings
- churches (7)
- garages (2)
- gazeboes (4)
- huts (14)
- libraries (12)
- lighthouses (1)
- mills (1)
- museums (6)
- shacks (0)
- sheds (28)
- stores (54)
Christmas items
- bells (29)
- candles (45)
- Jesus (3)
- reindeer (18)
- Santa Claus (2)
cloth goods
- blindfolds (4)
- dolls (43)
- flags (4)
- slingshots (3)
- tapestries (34)
- towels (13)
clothing
- amulets (41)
- blindfolds (4)
- boots (28)
- cloaks (0)
- collars (12)
- dresses (31)
- earrings (3)
- eyewear (57)
- finger rings (10)
- footwear (2)
- gloves (46)
- housecoats (4)
- masks (28)
- necklaces (18)
- parachutes (0)
- rings (5)
- scarves (11)
- shirts (31)
- shoes (33)
- socks (16)
- trousers (53)
- watches (28)
- wigs (6)
containers
- barrels (47)
- bathtubs (40)
- boxes (234)
- buckets (36)
- cages (43)
- cauldrons (0)
- coffins (67)
- crates (43)
- envelopes (35)
- glove compartments (5)
- jugs (8)
- keyrings (14)
- luggage (3)
- lunchboxes (5)
- mailboxes (42)
- nests (44)
- ovens (55)
- refrigerators (78)
- teapots (4)
- toolboxes (13)
- vases (8)
- vats (6)
controls
- gauges (25)
- keycards (0)
- keys (360)
- lockpicks (0)
- pushkeys (4)
drinks
- juices (0)
electronics
- computer parts (0)
- fuses (5)
- gauges (25)
- magnets (10)
- wires (14)
fixtures
- anvils (4)
- bathtubs (40)
- benches (0)
- blackboards (27)
- cabinets (125)
- cages (43)
- cannons (9)
- carousels (3)
- chandeliers (41)
- chimneys (9)
- clocks (19)
- curtains (26)
- fireplaces (62)
- fountains (55)
- lamps (89)
- mailboxes (42)
- masts (9)
- mirrors (154)
- ovens (55)
- pews (8)
- seats (0)
- sinks (115)
- sundials (13)
- tapestries (34)
- teleporters (8)
- toilets (76)
- vats (6)
- wallpaper (11)
- weathervanes (1)
food
- apples (39)
- bananas (17)
- berries (21)
- burgers (6)
- cakes (56)
- carrots (18)
- cereal (4)
- cheeses (46)
- coconuts (0)
- cookies (14)
- eggs (59)
- food (4)
- grapes (3)
- lemons (9)
- onions (17)
- oranges (8)
- pancakes (3)
- pizza (5)
- potatoes (25)
- pumpkins (16)
- sandwiches (19)
- sauces (0)
- sausages (10)
- seeds and nuts (0)
- soups (1)
- steaks (8)
- tomatoes (6)
furniture
- altars (56)
- armchairs (18)
- beds (349)
- benches (0)
- cabinets (125)
- chairs (0)
- coffins (67)
- couches (46)
- desks (255)
- dressers (29)
- furniture (5)
- lamps (89)
- looms (0)
- mirrors (154)
- pedestals (92)
- pews (8)
- phonographs (1)
- pianos (35)
- podiums (17)
- seats (0)
- televisions (56)
- thrones (19)
- vanities (10)
- wardrobes (35)
geological
- clouds (3)
- rainbows (0)
- volcanoes (6)
- waterfalls (12)
kitchen items
- cabinets (125)
- cauldrons (0)
- chopsticks (3)
- fireplaces (62)
- forks (17)
- goblets (14)
- jugs (8)
- kettles (0)
- knives (97)
- ovens (55)
- refrigerators (78)
- sinks (115)
- soaps (8)
- spatulas (2)
- spoons (22)
- teapots (4)
- toasters (15)
knickknacks
- amulets (41)
- bells (29)
- candles (45)
- clocks (19)
- crystal balls (10)
- geodes (8)
- gongs (1)
- polyhedra (33)
- snowglobes (4)
- trophies (4)
light sources
- candles (45)
- chandeliers (41)
- computers (127)
- flashlights (42)
- lamps (89)
- matches (37)
- suns (63)
- televisions (56)
- torches (37)
machines
- carousels (3)
- clocks (19)
- computers (127)
- engines (0)
- fans (19)
- jukeboxes (0)
- laundry machines (22)
- phonographs (1)
- photocopiers (6)
- radios (14)
- refrigerators (78)
- scanners (18)
- sewing machines (4)
- teleporters (8)
- televisions (56)
- typewriters (10)
- vacuum cleaners (0)
- vehicles (0)
- vending machines (25)
magic user items
- amulets (41)
- brooms (25)
- candles (45)
- cauldrons (0)
- chalk (6)
- constellations (5)
- crystal balls (10)
- dolls (43)
- jewels (47)
- skulls (28)
- spells (15)
- wands (21)
monsters
- dinosaurs (21)
- dragons (33)
- goblins (2)
- grues (2)
- monsters (29)
- orcs (1)
- skeletons (62)
- trolls (6)
- vampires (8)
- zombies (16)
musical instruments
- accordions (1)
- bells (29)
- chimes (9)
- drums (2)
- flutes (11)
- gongs (1)
- guitars (9)
- harmonicas (1)
- phonographs (1)
- pianos (35)
- violins (5)
- whistles (7)
- xylophones (0)
office items
- blackboards (27)
- clips (2)
- computers (127)
- desks (255)
- envelopes (35)
- pamphlets (3)
- pencils (11)
- pens (8)
- photocopiers (6)
- posters (35)
- staplers (4)
- typewriters (10)
- vending machines (25)
paper goods
- bibles (11)
- coupons (6)
- diaries (32)
- envelopes (35)
- maps (44)
- newspapers (55)
- pamphlets (3)
- postcards (9)
- posters (35)
- tickets (14)
- toilet paper (5)
people
- babies (5)
- bartenders (22)
- clowns (4)
- corpses (118)
- demons (3)
- doctors (12)
- dolls (43)
- figurines (20)
- genies (0)
- goblins (2)
- grandparents (5)
- Jesus (3)
- librarians (15)
- merfolk (0)
- monarchs (32)
- monsters (29)
- orcs (1)
- police (13)
- Santa Claus (2)
- trolls (6)
- vampires (8)
- zombies (16)
plants
- bamboo (6)
- carrots (18)
- flowers (7)
- moss (6)
- onions (17)
- potatoes (25)
- pumpkins (16)
- tomatoes (6)
- trees (0)
readables
- bibles (11)
- blackboards (27)
- computers (127)
- coupons (6)
- diaries (32)
- envelopes (35)
- graffiti (53)
- newspapers (55)
- pamphlets (3)
- postcards (9)
- posters (35)
- tickets (14)
- tombstones (27)
- trophies (4)
- watches (28)
religious items
- altars (56)
- bells (29)
- bibles (11)
- candles (45)
- churches (7)
- Jesus (3)
- pews (8)
rocks
- boulders (39)
- diamonds (20)
- emeralds (13)
- flagstones (12)
- geodes (8)
- jewels (47)
- opals (8)
- rubies (10)
- sapphires (4)
- stalactites (6)
- tombstones (27)
- topazes (3)
school items
- blackboards (27)
- chalk (6)
- clips (2)
- computers (127)
- crayons (4)
- desks (255)
- librarians (15)
- maps (44)
- pencils (11)
- pens (8)
- photocopiers (6)
- podiums (17)
- staplers (4)
- trophies (4)
- vending machines (25)
tools
- anvils (4)
- axes (38)
- bells (29)
- brooms (25)
- candles (45)
- cannons (9)
- cauldrons (0)
- chalk (6)
- chopsticks (3)
- clips (2)
- coins (117)
- corkscrews (3)
- crayons (4)
- crowbars (24)
- crystal balls (10)
- daggers (27)
- explosives (15)
- fans (19)
- flags (4)
- flashlights (42)
- forks (17)
- goblets (14)
- guns (52)
- hammers (45)
- hangers (0)
- hooks (39)
- hourglasses (0)
- jugs (8)
- kettles (0)
- keycards (0)
- keyrings (14)
- keys (360)
- knives (97)
- ladders (98)
- lamps (89)
- lighters (25)
- lockpicks (0)
- magnets (10)
- matches (37)
- mops (7)
- needles (11)
- paddles (8)
- padlocks (20)
- pegs (1)
- pencils (11)
- pens (8)
- pickaxes (2)
- pins (2)
- pliers (4)
- pokers (8)
- polearms (9)
- rakes (5)
- saddles (5)
- saws (20)
- scanners (18)
- scissors (14)
- screwdrivers (43)
- shovels (59)
- slingshots (3)
- spatulas (2)
- spoons (22)
- staplers (4)
- staves (12)
- swords (67)
- syringes (0)
- teapots (4)
- teleporters (8)
- tongs (5)
- tools (5)
- torches (37)
- tweezers (1)
- umbrellas (11)
- vacuum cleaners (0)
- wands (21)
- wheelbarrows (1)
- whips (5)
- wires (14)
- wrenches (6)
toys
- balls (7)
- carousels (3)
- dollhouses (5)
- dolls (43)
- figurines (20)
- kites (9)
- slingshots (3)
- snowglobes (4)
- toys (3)
- whistles (7)
vehicles
- buses (0)
- cars (22)
- cycles (11)
- rafts (3)
- snowcraft (1)
- trucks (2)
- vehicles (0)
water
- clouds (3)
- fountains (55)
- icicles (0)
- moats (5)
- waterfalls (12)
weapons
- axes (38)
- cannons (9)
- crowbars (24)
- daggers (27)
- explosives (15)
- guns (52)
- hammers (45)
- knives (97)
- polearms (9)
- slingshots (3)
- staves (12)
- swords (67)
- torches (37)
- wands (21)
- whips (5)
other
- gardens (20)

Things in Alphabetical Order

accordions (1)
acorns: see seeds and nuts
action figures: see dolls
air conditioners: see fans
almonds: see seeds and nuts
altars (56)
ambulances: see cars
amphorae: see jugs
amulets (41)
anacondas: see snakes
analyzers: see scanners
ankles: see legs
ants: see insects
anvils (4)
apes: see monkeys
apples (39)
armchairs (18)
armoires: see dressers
arms (0)
athames: see daggers
automobiles: see cars
axes (38)
azaleas: see flowers
babies (5)
bakeries: see stores
balls (7)
bamboo (6)
bananas (17)
bandsaws: see saws
barmen: see bartenders
barrels (47)
barrows: see wheelbarrows
bartenders (22)
baseballs: see balls
basketballs: see balls
bathtowels: see towels
bathtubs (40)
battleaxes: see axes
bayonets: see guns
beachballs: see balls
beards (5)
bears (30)
beavers: see rodents
bedbugs: see insects
beds (349)
beehives: see nests
beetles: see insects
begonias: see flowers
bells (29)
benches (0)
berries (21)
besoms: see brooms
bibles (11)
bicycles: see cycles
bikes: see cycles
birdcages: see cages
birds (68)
biros: see pens
biscuits: see cookies
bitterns: see birds
blackberries: see berries
blackboards (27)
blades: see knives
blasters: see guns
blindfolds (4)
blossoms: see flowers
bluebells: see flowers
blueberries: see berries
blunderbusses: see guns
blush (makeup): see cosmetics
boars: see pigs
bodies (dead): see corpses
body wash: see soaps
bombs: see explosives
bonesaws: see saws
boots (28)
boots (UK car part): see car parts
boulders (39)
bouquets: see flowers
boxes (234)
brains (9)
bratwursts: see sausages
breakfasts: see food
broadswords: see swords
brochures: see pamphlets
brontosauruses: see dinosaurs
brooches: see pins
brooms (25)
buckets (36)
budgies: see birds
bugs: see insects
bulldozers: see vehicles
bulls: see cows
bunks: see beds
bunnies: see rabbits
burgers (6)
burins: see pens
buses (0)
buttercups: see flowers
buttonhooks: see hooks
cabinets (125)
cabins: see shacks
cables: see wires
cadavers: see corpses
cages (43)
cakes (56)
camellias: see flowers
camels (1)
candles (45)
canes: see staves
cannons (9)
capybaras: see rodents
car parts (0)
carcasses: see corpses
cardkeys: see keycards
carnations: see flowers
carousels (3)
carrots (18)
carry-on bags: see luggage
cars (22)
cartons: see boxes
cashews: see seeds and nuts
caskets (boxes): see boxes
caskets (funeral): see coffins
casks: see barrels
cat's cradles: see strings
cats (58)
catsup: see sauces
cauldrons (0)
Cerberus: see dogs
cereal (4)
chainsaws: see saws
chairs (0)
chalices: see goblets
chalk (6)
chalkboards: see blackboards
chandeliers (41)
charms: see amulets
cheeseburgers: see burgers
cheesecakes: see cakes
cheeses (46)
cheetahs: see felines
chesterfields: see couches
chickens (23)
chimes (9)
chimneys (9)
chimpanzees: see monkeys
chipmunks: see rodents
chopsticks (3)
Christ: see Jesus
chrysanthemums: see flowers
churches (7)
cigarette machines: see vending machines
cinqueda: see daggers
cinquedea: see daggers
clawhammers: see hammers
cleaners: see soaps
cleansers: see soaps
cleavers: see knives
clips (2)
cloaks (0)
clocks (19)
clothespegs: see clips
clothespins: see clips
clouds (3)
clowns (4)
coathangers: see hangers
cockroaches: see insects
coconuts (0)
coffee machines: see vending machines
coffers: see boxes
coffins (67)
coins (117)
collars (12)
commodes: see toilets
computer parts (0)
computers (127)
concepts: see thoughts
condors: see birds
constellations (5)
contact lenses: see eyewear
contradiction: see reasonings
cookies (14)
copiers: see photocopiers
cops: see police
copy machines: see photocopiers
cords (electric): see wires
corkscrews (3)
corn dogs: see sausages
corpses (118)
cosmetics (1)
cots: see beds
couches (46)
coupons (6)
coveralls: see trousers
cowbells: see bells
cowpies: see excrement
cows (0)
crates (43)
crayons (4)
creatures: see monsters
crickets: see insects
crocuses: see flowers
crowbars (24)
crows: see birds
crystal balls (10)
crystals: see jewels
Cthulhu: see monsters
cubes: see polyhedra
cupboards: see cabinets
cupcakes: see cakes
cupholders: see car parts
curtains (26)
cutlasses: see swords
cycles (11)
cyclopses: see monsters
daffodils: see flowers
daggers (27)
dahlias: see flowers
daisies: see flowers
dashboards: see car parts
deductions: see reasonings
demons (3)
dentists: see doctors
dentures: see teeth
deputies: see police
desks (255)
detectors: see scanners
detergents: see soaps
devils: see demons
diamonds (20)
diaries (32)
dimes: see coins
dinners: see food
dinosaurs (21)
display cases: see cabinets
djinni: see genies
dobermans: see dogs
doctors (12)
dodecahedrons: see polyhedra
dogs (56)
dollhouses (5)
dolls (43)
donkeys: see equines
dormice: see rodents
doubloons: see coins
doubt: see emotions
doves: see birds
Dracula: see vampires
dragons (33)
dreadlocks: see hair
dressers (29)
dresses (31)
droppings: see excrement
drums (2)
drums (containers): see barrels
dryers: see laundry machines
ducks (16)
dynamite: see explosives
eagles: see birds
earrings (3)
ears (5)
efreets: see demons
eggs (59)
ego: see egoisms
egoisms (0)
elbows: see arms
elephants (7)
emeralds (13)
emotions (4)
emperesses: see monarchs
emperors: see monarchs
engines (0)
envelopes (35)
envy: see emotions
epipens: see syringes
equines (50)
ewes: see sheep
Excalibur: see swords
excrement (0)
explosives (15)
eyeglasses: see eyewear
eyeliner: see cosmetics
eyepatches: see blindfolds
eyepieces: see eyewear
eyes (38)
eyeshadow: see cosmetics
eyewear (57)
face paint: see cosmetics
falcons: see birds
fangs: see teeth
fans (19)
fasteners: see clips
fauchards: see polearms
fear: see emotions
feathers (17)
feet: see legs
felines (33)
figurines (20)
fillies: see equines
finger rings (10)
fingernails: see arms
fingers: see arms
firebrands: see torches
fireplaces (62)
fish (3)
fishhooks: see hooks
flags (4)
flagstones (12)
flails: see whips
flamingoes (6)
flapjacks: see pancakes
flashlights (42)
fleas: see insects
flintlocks: see guns
floodlights: see lamps
flowers (7)
flutes (11)
flyers: see pamphlets
foals: see equines
food (4)
footballs: see balls
footwear (2)
forests: see trees
forges: see fireplaces
forget-me-nots: see flowers
forks (17)
fountains (55)
fragments (0)
frankfurters: see sausages
freezers: see refrigerators
fridges: see refrigerators
frogs (1)
frotz: see spells
fruit: see food
fruitcakes: see cakes
furniture (5)
fuseboxes: see boxes
fuses (5)
fuses (wicks): see strings
galoshes: see boots
garages (2)
gardens (20)
gargoyles: see monsters
gaslamps: see lamps
gatlings: see guns
gauges (25)
gauntlets: see gloves
gazeboes (4)
geese: see birds
gems: see jewels
genies (0)
geodes (8)
geraniums: see flowers
gerbils: see rodents
ghouls: see monsters
giftshops: see stores
gladii: see swords
glass cases: see cabinets
glasses (eye): see eyewear
glove boxes: see glove compartments
glove compartments (5)
gloves (46)
goats (10)
goblets (14)
goblins (2)
gochujang: see sauces
goggles: see eyewear
goldfish: see fish
golems: see monsters
gongs (1)
gooseberries: see berries
gorillas: see monkeys
gowns (dressing): see housecoats
gowns (evening): see dresses
gowns (hospital): see housecoats
graffiti (53)
gramophones: see phonographs
grandparents (5)
grapes (3)
grasshoppers: see insects
gravestones: see tombstones
gravies: see sauces
greatswords: see swords
greed: see emotions
greenboards: see blackboards
grenades: see explosives
griffins: see monsters
grinders: see mills
gris-gris: see amulets
grocery: see stores
grues (2)
guano: see excrement
guisarmes: see polearms
guitars (9)
gulls: see birds
gumball machines: see vending machines
guns (52)
gurneys: see beds
hacksaws: see saws
hair (20)
hairpieces: see wigs
halberds: see axes
hamburgers: see burgers
hammers (45)
hammocks: see beds
hamsters: see rodents
handaxes: see axes
hands: see arms
handsaws: see saws
handtowels: see towels
hangers (0)
hard drives: see computer parts
hares: see rabbits
harmonicas (1)
hate: see emotions
hawks: see birds
hazelnuts: see seeds and nuts
headstones: see tombstones
hearths: see fireplaces
heifers: see cows
hellhounds: see dogs
hens: see chickens
herring: see fish
hives: see nests
hobgoblins: see goblins
hogsheads: see barrels
hooks (39)
hope: see emotions
horses: see equines
hot dogs: see sausages
hot tubs: see bathtubs
hotcakes: see pancakes
hounds: see dogs
hourglasses (0)
housecats: see cats
housecoats (4)
human waste: see excrement
hummingbirds: see birds
huts (14)
hyacinths: see flowers
iceboxes: see refrigerators
icicles (0)
icosahedrons: see polyhedra
id: see egoisms
ideas: see thoughts
ignitions: see car parts
imps: see demons
incubi: see demons
infants: see babies
insects (2)
ipads: see computers
ipods: see computers
irises (flowers): see flowers
jack-o'-lanterns: see pumpkins
jaguars: see felines
jeans: see trousers
Jesus (3)
jewels (47)
jigsaws: see saws
jodhpurs: see trousers
journals: see diaries
jugs (8)
juices (0)
jukeboxes (0)
kama: see knives
kangaroos (1)
katanas: see swords
kazoos: see whistles
kegs: see barrels
ketchup: see sauces
kettles (0)
keycards (0)
keychains: see keyrings
keyrings (14)
keys (360)
khakis: see trousers
kielbasas: see sausages
kings: see monarchs
kites (9)
kittens: see cats
kitties: see cats
knees: see legs
knives (97)
ladders (98)
ladybugs: see insects
lambs: see sheep
lamps (89)
lanterns: see lamps
laptops: see computers
larvae: see insects
laundry machines (22)
lecterns: see podiums
leggings: see trousers
legs (0)
lemmas: see reasonings
lemons (9)
leopards: see felines
librarians (15)
libraries (12)
lichen: see moss
lighters (25)
lighthouses (1)
lilacs: see flowers
lilies: see flowers
lions: see felines
lipgloss: see cosmetics
lipsticks: see cosmetics
lleps: see spells
lockpicks (0)
longswords: see swords
looms (0)
lotuses: see flowers
love: see emotions
luggage (3)
lunchboxes (5)
lunches: see food
macadamias: see seeds and nuts
macaques: see monkeys
macarel: see fish
machetes: see knives
maggots: see insects
magnets (10)
magnolias: see flowers
magpies: see birds
mailboxes (42)
makeup: see cosmetics
mallards: see ducks
mallets: see hammers
manes: see hair
map boxes: see glove compartments
maps (44)
mares: see equines
marigolds: see flowers
marionettes: see dolls
markets: see stores
mascara: see cosmetics
masks (28)
masts (9)
matchboxes: see matches
matches (37)
mattresses: see beds
mayonaisse: see sauces
meals: see food
memories: see thoughts
merfolk (0)
mermaids: see merfolk
merry-go-rounds: see carousels
metal detectors: see scanners
mice: see rodents
mice (computer): see computer parts
microwave ovens: see ovens
mills (1)
mirrors (154)
mittens: see gloves
mitts: see gloves
moats (5)
molars: see teeth
monarchs (32)
monkeys (29)
monocles: see eyewear
monsters (29)
mops (7)
moss (6)
motorbikes: see cycles
motorcycles: see cycles
moustaches: see mustaches
muffins: see cakes
mulberries: see berries
mules: see equines
multitools: see tools
munchies: see food
museums (6)
mustaches (1)
mustards: see sauces
nail polish: see cosmetics
necklaces (18)
needles (11)
needles (medical): see syringes
nests (44)
newspaper boxes: see vending machines
newspapers (55)
nickels: see coins
noses (6)
nuts: see seeds and nuts
oars: see paddles
obols: see coins
octahedrons: see polyhedra
onions (17)
opals (8)
oranges (8)
orangutans: see monkeys
orchids: see flowers
orcs (1)
ospreys: see birds
ostriches: see birds
ovens (55)
overalls: see trousers
owlbears: see bears
owls (9)
paddles (8)
padlocks (20)
pails: see buckets
pallets (straw): see beds
pamphlets (3)
pancakes (3)
panthers: see felines
pants (US): see trousers
paperclips: see clips
parachutes (0)
parasols: see umbrellas
parrots (7)
passcards: see keycards
peacocks: see birds
peanuts: see seeds and nuts
pearls: see jewels
pecans: see seeds and nuts
pedestals (92)
pegasus: see equines
pegs (1)
pelicans: see birds
pencils (11)
penguins: see birds
pennies: see coins
pens (8)
peonies: see flowers
peregrines: see birds
petunias: see flowers
pews (8)
pharaohs: see monarchs
phasers: see guns
pheasants: see birds
phoenixes: see birds
phonographs (1)
photocopiers (6)
pianos (35)
pickaxes (2)
pigeons: see birds
piglets: see pigs
pigs (0)
pins (2)
pinwheels: see toys
pistachios: see seeds and nuts
pistols: see guns
pitchers (jugs): see jugs
pitchforks: see forks
pizza (5)
pliers (4)
plinths: see pedestals
plumes: see feathers
pocketwatches: see watches
podiums (17)
poinsettas: see flowers
pokers (8)
polearms (9)
police (13)
polyhedra (33)
ponies: see equines
poo: see excrement
poodles: see dogs
poop: see excrement
poppies: see flowers
porcupines: see rodents
postcards (9)
posters (35)
postulates: see reasonings
potatoes (25)
primroses: see flowers
probes: see scanners
produce: see food
properties: see qualia
pterodactyls: see dinosaurs
pumpkins (16)
puppets: see dolls
puppies: see dogs
pushkeys (4)
pushpins: see pins
pythons: see snakes
quails: see birds
qualia (7)
quarters (money): see coins
quarterstaff: see staves
queens: see monarchs
quill pens: see pens
rabbits (4)
radar: see scanners
radios (14)
rafts (3)
rainbows (0)
rakes (5)
rams: see sheep
rapiers: see swords
raspberries: see berries
rats: see rodents
rattlesnakes: see snakes
ravens: see birds
rayguns: see guns
readers: see scanners
reasonings (0)
recorders (woodwind): see flutes
reeds: see bamboo
refrigerators (78)
reindeer (18)
restaurants: see stores
revolvers: see guns
rezrov: see spells
rhododendrons: see flowers
rickshaws: see vehicles
rifles: see guns
rings (5)
rings (finger): see finger rings
roaches: see insects
roadkill: see corpses
robins: see birds
rocs: see birds
rodents (50)
rollerskates: see footwear
roosters: see chickens
roses: see flowers
rubbers (boots): see boots
rubies (10)
rungs: see ladders
saddles (5)
sai: see daggers
salmon: see fish
sandals: see shoes
sandwiches (19)
Santa Claus (2)
sapphires (4)
sarcophagi: see coffins
sardines: see fish
sauces (0)
sausages (10)
saws (20)
scalpels: see knives
scanners (18)
scarecrows: see dolls
scarves (11)
scimitars: see swords
scissors (14)
scooters: see cycles
screwdrivers (43)
scythes: see polearms
seagulls: see birds
seating: see seats
seats (0)
seeds: see seeds and nuts
seeds and nuts (0)
Segways: see cycles
self: see egoisms
self-doubt: see egoisms
self-reliance: see egoisms
serpents: see snakes
sewing machines (4)
shacks (0)
shades (sunglasses): see eyewear
shampoo: see soaps
shards: see fragments
sheds (28)
sheep (16)
sheriffs: see police
shillings: see coins
shins: see legs
shirts (31)
shit: see excrement
shoeboxes: see boxes
shoes (33)
shooters: see guns
shops: see stores
shortswords: see swords
shotguns: see guns
shoulders: see arms
shovels (59)
showcases: see cabinets
sickles: see knives
sinks (115)
six-shooters: see guns
skateboards: see vehicles
skates: see footwear
skeletons (62)
skidoos: see snowcraft
skis: see footwear
skulls (28)
slacks: see trousers
sledgehammers: see hammers
sledges: see snowcraft
sleds: see snowcraft
sleeping bags: see beds
sleighbells: see bells
sleighs: see snowcraft
slingshots (3)
slippers: see shoes
snack machines: see vending machines
snacks: see food
snakes (42)
snapdragons: see flowers
sneakers: see shoes
snouts: see noses
snowcraft (1)
snowglobes (4)
snowmobiles: see snowcraft
snowshoes: see footwear
soaps (8)
sock puppets: see dolls
socks (16)
sofas: see couches
sonar: see scanners
songbirds: see birds
soups (1)
sows: see pigs
spades: see shovels
spanners: see wrenches
spatulas (2)
spears: see polearms
spectacles: see eyewear
spells (15)
sphinxes: see monsters
spiders (22)
spoons (22)
sporks: see forks
squeezeboxes: see accordions
squirrels (11)
staff: see staves
stalactites (6)
stalagmites: see stalactites
stallions: see equines
stands: see pedestals
staplers (4)
staples: see pins
statuettes: see figurines
staves (12)
steaks (8)
steering wheels: see car parts
stegosauruses: see dinosaurs
stepladders: see ladders
stews: see soups
stickshifts: see car parts
stinkbugs: see insects
stockings: see socks
storefronts: see stores
stores (54)
stoves: see ovens
strawberries: see berries
streetlamps: see lamps
strings (0)
strongboxes: see boxes
succubi: see demons
suitcases: see luggage
sundials (13)
sunflowers: see flowers
sunglasses: see eyewear
suns (63)
superego: see egoisms
supermarkets: see stores
suppers: see food
suppositions: see reasonings
swallows: see birds
swine: see pigs
switchblades: see knives
swords (67)
syringes (0)
tabbies: see cats
tacks: see pins
tails (2)
talismen: see amulets
tanks (vehicles): see vehicles
tapestries (34)
tasers: see guns
teakettles: see kettles
teapots (4)
teddy bears: see bears
teeth (11)
teleporters (8)
televisions (56)
terror: see emotions
tetrahedrons: see polyhedra
theorems: see reasonings
thighs: see legs
thoughts (11)
thrones (19)
thumbs: see arms
thumbtacks: see pins
tickets (14)
tigers: see felines
tinderboxes: see matches
tins: see boxes
TNT: see explosives
toads: see frogs
toasters (15)
toboggans: see snowcraft
toddlers: see babies
toenails: see legs
toes: see legs
toilet paper (5)
toilets (76)
tokens: see coins
tomato paste: see sauces
tomatoes (6)
tombstones (27)
tongs (5)
toolboxes (13)
tools (5)
toolsheds: see sheds
topazes (3)
torches (37)
torches (UK): see flashlights
tortoises: see turtles
tote bags: see luggage
toupees: see wigs
towels (13)
toys (3)
transporters: see teleporters
travel bags: see luggage
trees (0)
tricorders: see scanners
tricycles: see cycles
tridents: see polearms
trolls (6)
trophies (4)
trophy cases: see cabinets
trousers (53)
trout: see fish
trowels: see shovels
trucks (2)
trunks (car part): see car parts
trust: see emotions
tubs (bath): see bathtubs
tubs (vat): see vats
tulips: see flowers
tuna: see fish
tuppence: see coins
turbines: see engines
turds: see excrement
turkeys: see birds
turtles (0)
TVs: see televisions
tweezers (1)
twist ties: see wires
typewriters (10)
tyrannosauruses: see dinosaurs
Uggs: see shoes
umbrellas (11)
unicorns: see equines
unicycles: see cycles
uzis: see guns
vacuum cleaners (0)
vampires (8)
vanities (10)
vans: see cars
vases (8)
vats (6)
vegetsbles: see food
vehicles (0)
velociraptors: see dinosaurs
vending machines (25)
Victrolas: see phonographs
violets: see flowers
violins (5)
vipers: see snakes
volcanoes (6)
volleyballs: see balls
vultures: see birds
waders: see boots
wakizashi: see swords
wallpaper (11)
walnuts: see seeds and nuts
wands (21)
wardrobes (35)
washer machines: see laundry machines
watches (28)
waterfalls (12)
watermills: see mills
weathervanes (1)
werewolves: see wolves
wheelbarrows (1)
whips (5)
whistles (7)
whiteboards: see blackboards
wicks: see strings
wieners: see sausages
wigs (6)
wildcats: see felines
wildflowers: see flowers
windchimes: see chimes
windmills: see mills
wings (2)
wirelesses: see radios
wires (14)
wolves (2)
woodpeckers: see birds
wrenches (6)
wrists: see arms
wristwatches: see watches
wyverns: see dragons
Xerox machines: see photocopiers
xylophones (0)
yoyos: see toys
Zambonis: see snowcraft
zebras: see equines
zinnias: see flowers
zombies (16)

About this Thinger project

I don't expect to stay around forever, so I'm also publishing the raw data and program that I used to create these pages. If you wish to continue (update, modify, expand) this project or make a similar project and not want to start from scratch, please feel free to use my materials. Crediting me would be nice, please and thank you. In the meantime, I retain the right to maintain my own version of this project as long as I'm willing and able to do it.

things.json.zip contains all the JSON datafiles in this project.
Thinger.pl is the Perl program that reads the JSON files and spits out the webpages. It also peeks at an image directory on my computer to see what cover art images are available.
About Thinger.html is my documentation page for this project.

All my JSON files use UTF-8 encoding. This project was begun in September 2018. HUGE thank you to all you authors of interactive fiction. You are all amazing. Thank you.

— David Welbourn