Key & Compass presents:
Total Paddling Mania
by "Dr. Aloysius Beltway, Ph.D"

• Walkthrough
• Extras
  • Characters, Inventory, Score
• Thank You to my Patreon supporters
• External links:
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Walkthrough

I should warn you that this work is rather empty in content and what content it does have is either farcical or disturbing. Everyone is such a caricature, it's difficult to tell if this work is meant to be taken seriously or not. It seems a bit of a failure when interpreted either way. Its only message is that paddling is good, and time-outs are bad, but the way that message is conveyed is entirely unconvincing.

The work also doesn't seem to have any ending. Once you accomplish the one obvious task (paddling the unruly kid), the work has nothing more for you.

Parking Lot

> x me. i.

> s.

The Office

> x rules. x kid. x receptionist.

> ask receptionist about kid.

> ask receptionist about paddling.

> ask kid about anything.

> s.

Paddling Room

> x bendmaster.

> n. n. e. e. n. e.

Infermashun

> x man. x milquetoast.

> ask man about milquetoast. (default response)

> ask man about time out.

> w. s. s. e.

Paddling Info Room

> x man. x paddle. take paddle.

> ask man about paddling. ask man about paddle.

> ask man about time out. ask man about school.

> w. n. w. w. s.

The Office

> take kid. s.

Paddling Room

> put kid in bendmaster.

> x kid. x bendmaster.

> paddle kid. (+50)

> ask kid about paddling.

> x kid. x bendmaster.

> take kid. x kid. n.

The Office

> drop kid. x kid.

> ask receptionist about kid. (We learn that the kid's name is Brine and that we're Dr. Beltway.)

And after that, there doesn't seem to be anything else to do.

> quit.

Extras

Characters

• A receptionist is in The Office. She's a hag, but she supports paddling.
• A kid named Brine is in The Office. He probably needs a paddling.
• A young man is eating milquetoast in Infermashun. Does he actually enjoy that slop?
• An old man dispenses paddling wisdom in the Paddling Info Room.

Inventory

• a milquetoast. The young man is eating it in Infermashun. You can just take it from him, but you have no use for it.
• A Baylor School Paddle. It's in the Paddling Info Room. You'll need it if you want to paddle anyone. You'll be able to paddle the kid only once, and only when he's in the Bendmaster in the paddling room. You may paddle yourself as many times as you like. You may not paddle anyone else.
• A kid. He's in The Office. You can pick him up and put him where you want him. If you want to paddle him, you'll first need to put him in the BendMaster in the Paddling Room. You'll also need a paddle, of course.

Score

You have so far scored your-score out of a possible 0, in some turns.

• 50 points for paddling the kid.

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