Tooth Ow Zunden Won! is a Z-machine interactive fiction game written with Inform 6 and is © 2001 by Duncan Cross. It was a participant in the Speed-IF 2001 event.
In this ridiculously surreal and tiny game, you play as someone at the "Screaming Yak" curd diner where you order food by kissing some guy called "Brutus the Chihuahua" multiple times. And with the doors sealed with dried curd, leaving the diner is going to be a little tricky.
This solution is by David Welbourn.
The "Screaming Yak" Curd Diner
> x Brutus. x menu.
> kiss Brutus 6 times. x grape. eat grape. x razor.
> kiss Brutus 3 times. x curd. x hamster. ask Brutus about hamster.
> take hamster. throw hamster at Brutus.
> x can. cut can with blade. x croutons.
Note: build ladder FROM croutons, not WITH croutons.
> take menu. x menu. build ladder from croutons. take ladder.
> punt. bass. drop ladder. climb ladder.
*** You have won ***
This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!
I'm still creating new walkthroughs! Larger ones too! Please visit my Patreon account if you're interested in helping me create more interactive fiction walkthroughs. I appreciate all the help I can get! Thanks again.