Key & Compass presents:
The Tale of The Crazy Diaper Man
by Charlie the Spiffy

• Map
• Walkthrough
• Extras
  • Characters, Inventory
• Thank You to my Patreon supporters
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Map

Walkthrough

Chapter One ~ The Escape begins. You have apparently stolen a magic muffin and you ought to run. Except that the way this is coded, you can dilly-dally as much as you like.

Tree

> d.

Ground

> n.

Fence

> n.

Baseball Diamond

> take ball. w.

Home Plate

> w.

First Base

> s.

Second Base

> e.

Third Base

> d.

The Tunnels

> w.

Chapter 2 ~ The Theif begins.

Museum

> x Horatio. w.

Garden

Spare diaper is gone! Game says: leave muffin here and go northeast.

> drop muffin. ne.

Damp Dark Allyway

> d.

sewer

Horatio stabs you.

Sewer Floor

*** The End ***

I assume our character is injured, but not dead. Uh, yay?

Extras

Characters

• You hear someone yell from a window after two turns, someone who is likely the previous owner of the magic muffin.
• Horatio is in the museum. You greet him as a friend, but later, in the sewer, he stabs you. That wasn't nice.

Inventory

None of your items has any description or any particular use.

• a magic muffin. You're carrying it, and you apparently just stole it. You can't eat it. When you get to your garden, the game instructs you to leave the muffin there. I have no idea why. The game doesn't seem to check if you keep the muffin instead or if you dropped it earlier.
• a diaper. You're wearing it. You refuse to remove it, not because you'll be naked, but because wearing a diaper is your whole identity. No, really.
• a flashlight. You're carrying it and it's lit. However, none of the locations that ought to be dark are coded as unlit, so you can totally ignore the flashlight.
• a ball. It's at Baseball Diamond. Take it if you want it, but you don't use it for anything.

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