Ralph is a TADS 2 interactive fiction game and is © 2001 by Doug Jones. It was an entry in the Speed-IF 15 event.
In this miniscule story, you play as someone who thought taking a course in basket weaving would help you learn a new skill and meet girls, but this assignment is really stupid and you're starring in a show in half an hour across town. Just finish your homework already.
This solution is by David Welbourn.
> i. x scissors. x desk. x assignment. read assignment.
> xyzzy. cut assignment with scissors. (note: "cut assignment" doesn't work.)
*** Whoopie. ***
This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!
I'm still creating new walkthroughs! Larger ones too! Please visit my Patreon account if you're interested in helping me create more interactive fiction walkthroughs. I appreciate all the help I can get! Thanks again.