The Profesee is a Z-machine version 5 interactive fiction game written with Inform 6 and is © 1999 by Dan Schmidt. It was an entry in the Speed-IF 4 event.
In this small game, you play as someone at the top of the Eiffel Tower. You are destined to save the world with a urinal cake.
This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.
On Top of the Eiffel Tower
> d.
The Attic of the Eiffel Tower
> open trunk. x skeleton. x book.
> look in trunk. take all from trunk. x onion. x dagger.
> e.
The Eiffel Bathroom
> x urinal. x cake. take cake. w. u.
On Top of the Eiffel Tower
> cut onion with knife. x cookie.
> eat onion. (+1) eat cookie. (+1) eat cake.
Nostradamus is vanquished.
*** You have won ***
You have so far scored your-score out of a possible 3, in several turns.
Note: Because of a bug, the third point isn't actually awarded, but since the items can be eaten in any order, it's possible to tell where all three points are supposed to come from.
This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!
I'm still creating new walkthroughs! Larger ones too! Please visit my Patreon account if you're interested in helping me create more interactive fiction walkthroughs. I appreciate all the help I can get! Thanks again.