Key & Compass presents:
A Masochist's Heaven
by Tne Mad Monk

A Masochist's Heaven is an ADRIFT 4 interactive fiction game and is © 2002 by Tne Mad Monk. It was an entry in the ADRIFT 1st 1-Hour Comp 2002.

In this tiny game, you play as a masochist in Heaven, and you don't like it. You want pain! You want suffering! Find a way to get kicked out of Heaven and into Hell where you belong.

This solution is by David Welbourn.

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Gardenof Eden In theBig Man'soffice! Cloud 9 Apartment go entry


You die in a bathtub of your own blood. Death sends you to Heaven, but you're a masochist and enjoy pain. St. Peter can't help you go to Hell, so how does one get kicked out of Heaven?


> look. x bed.

> x table. x bottle. take it.

Yes, it said the exit was south, but it's north.

> n.

Cloud 9

Oh, c'mon. The garden and the building can't both be north.

> n.

Garden of Eden

> x flowers. x gardener. x fountain.

> put bubbles in fountain. (+5. Gardener drops his can.)

> take can. x can. (Water still in it.)

> s.

Cloud 9

> x building.

'Ivy', 'plant', and 'door' are all synonyms of the building.

> water plant. (+5. The plant grows teeth and chases the angel at the door away. Huh. I didn't see the angel.)

> x door.

It took forever for me to find a way inside! You can't just go north or go in!

> go entry.

In the Big Man's office!

> x God. talk to God.

Some other curse words work too.

> fuck. (+5. God sends you to Hell.)

You scored 15 out of the maximum 15!
That is 100% of the game!
Well done - you scored maximum points!





The response to SCORE is:

My score is your-score out of a maximum of 15. (percentage)

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