Key & Compass presents:
A Masochist's Heaven
by Tne Mad Monk

In this tiny game, you play as a masochist in Heaven, and you don't like it. You want pain! You want suffering! Find a way to get kicked out of Heaven and into Hell where you belong.

This solution is by David Welbourn.

SPOILERS AHEAD. Reading a walkthrough prematurely can sometimes diminish one's enjoyment of an interactive fiction game. Please make an honest effort to play the game before reading this walkthrough.

Map
Walkthrough
Extras
- Characters, Inventory, Score
Thank You to my Patreon supporters
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External links:
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Map

Walkthrough

You die in a bathtub of your own blood. Death sends you to Heaven, but you're a masochist and enjoy pain. St. Peter can't help you go to Hell, so how does one get kicked out of Heaven?

Apartment

> look. x bed.

> x table. x bottle. take it.

Yes, it said the exit was south, but it's north.

> n.

Cloud 9

Oh, c'mon. The garden and the building can't both be north.

> n.

Garden of Eden

> x flowers. x gardener. x fountain.

> put bubbles in fountain. (+5. Gardener drops his can.)

> take can. x can. (Water still in it.)

> s.

Cloud 9

> x building.

'Ivy', 'plant', and 'door' are all synonyms of the building.

> water plant. (+5. The plant grows teeth and chases the angel at the door away. Huh. I didn't see the angel.)

> x door.

It took forever for me to find a way inside! You can't just go north or go in!

> go entry.

In the Big Man's office!

> x God. talk to God.

Some other curse words work too.

> fuck. (+5. God sends you to Hell.)

You scored 15 out of the maximum 15! That is 100% of the game! Well done - you scored maximum points!

Extras

Characters

Death, rocking a surfer dude look, takes you to Heaven.
St. Peter can't help you go to Hell.
A gardener in the Garden of Eden is tending to the flora.
An angel is blocking the door to God's administration building.
God is in his office, but his divine light makes it difficult to see him clearly.

Inventory

a bottle of bubbles. It's on the table in your heavenly apartment.

In the Garden of Eden, put bubbles in the fountain to make the gardener drop his watering can.

an apple-shaped watering can. It's carried by the gardener in the Garden of Eden.

Put bubbles in the fountain to make the gardener drop his watering can.
On Cloud 9, water the plant that's in front of God's administration building. The plant will unexpectedly grow teeth and chase the angel blocking the door away.

Score

The response to SCORE is:

My score is your-score out of a maximum of 15. (percentage)

Points are awarded as follows:

5 points for putting bubbles in the Garden of Eden's fountain.
5 points for watering a toothy plant.
5 points for cursing at God.

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Key & Compass presents: A Masochist's Heaven by Tne Mad Monk