The Little Match Girl and His Holiness Pope Pius IX is a Web browser or Glulx interactive fiction game written with Inform 7 and is © 2024 by Ryan Veeder (writing as "Hans Christian Andersen"). This game is part of The Little Match Girl series. It is intended to be played with an online browser so a gimmick that uses Vorple can work, but you can still opt to play a non-Vorple version of its story file offline with a standard Glulx interpreter. In story chronology, this game takes place after The Little Match Girl 3: The Escalus Manifold and before The Little Match Girl and Her Friend, the Crow.
In this game, you once again play as Ebenezabeth Scrooge, the little match girl who can travel to other places and times by looking at fire. Pope Pius IX hires both you and Melix, a young man whose similar talent is activated by touching mirrors, to find and retrieve a lost marble statue of a nude woman.
This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.
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Things to note before you begin:
CryptRome, 1848
> x me. x Melix. x pope. x revolver. x sword.
> x skulls. x mirror.
> talk to pope. (The statue is of a nude female.)
> touch mirror. (Melix takes your hand and you walk through it to...)
CampsiteFresno Country, 2506
While in this region, the weather changes frequently, but you can ignore it.
> x tree. x posts.
> u. u.
Treehouse
> x elevator. x winch. (crank is missing.)
> w.
Supplies
> x dolly. take it. x crates.
> e. e.
Laboratory
As the woman turns a wheel, the weather changes. You tell the woman that's dangerous. She tells you you're stupid.
> x woman. x orrery.
> x plans. x diagrams.
> talk to woman. (She's Satyamaus.)
> x mirror. ("Supposed to repel witches")
> touch mirror.
ShipwreckIndian Ocean, 1953
> x ghost. talk to ghost. (Maddock, for now)
> x wreckage. w.
Cliff's Edge
> x shelf. d. d.
Bottom of the Cliff
> x ribs. e.
Cave
> x merfolk. x table.
> clean table. (no: runes are sharp under the gunk)
> touch table.
Conversation PitThe Floating Palace of Eros
> x couches. x sea. (Melix says we're in Greece.)
> w.
Anteroom
> x columns. n.
Throne Room
Zeus says that Eros is pawing someone north of here.
> x Zeus. talk to Zeus. (Eros has ignored Zeus's summons.)
> x throne.
> e.
Target Range
> x bow. x balloon. take it.
> w. n.
Bedchamber of Eros
> x bed. e.
Boudoir of Psyche
> x couch. x mirror.
> touch mirror.
TunnelPico de Fogo, 1717
> u. (can't)
> n.
Lava Pool
> x lava. x boulders.
> ne.
Tall Chamber
A salamander greets and warns you.
> x salamander. talk to him. (He's Gharm.)
> nw.
Treasure Hoard
> x window.
The chamber falls apart. You both land at...
Lava Pool
> n.
Treasure Hoard
> x tub. x table. x mirror.
> x wolf. x sundial.
> x vases. x cage.
> x amulet. take it. wear it.
> touch mirror.
GatewaySchwartzgalle Caverns, 1929
> x planks. x gap. (bonfire is visible)
> x sign. ("KEIN ZUTRITT")
> w.
Slope
> x Kozan.
> d.
Battle with Kozan! Type quickly!
> shoot him. (The blessing insta-kills him.)
> d.
Icy Cave
> x vampire. e.
Battle with Viktor! Type quickly!
> shoot him.
> e.
Banquet Hall
> x Megrim. (She attacks.)
Battle with Megrim! Type quickly!
> shoot her. (Your bullet bounces off her armor, but Melix's sword takes off her head.)
> x table. x chairs.
> d.
Archway
> x archway.
> x golem.
Battle with golem! Type quickly!
> shoot it. shoot it. shoot it.
After three hits, the golem collapses and you see a crank.
> x crank. take it.
> w.
Boudoir of Atë
Atë promises vengeance, but leaves.
> look.
> x throne. x sofas. x mirror.
> touch mirror.
Port DactylSPS Forfex, 3961
> x planet. x consoles.
> a.
Lounge
> x enforcer. talk to him.
> x machine. x games.
> as.
Science Antrum
Ոϑɵɵ teaches you how to pronounce their names.
> x pirate. talk to her. (She specializes in theoretical cosmology.)
> talk to her. (You tell her about the before-the-universe. She tells you the captain isn't doing her job.)
> x table.
> s.
Security Antrum
> talk to pirate. (He won't tell you his name.)
> fs.
Biohazard Containment
> talk to cylinder.
> talk to cylinder. (Melix discourages further chat with whoever's in there.)
> x cylinder. x railing.
> f.
Starboard Pollex
> x captain. x sink. x mirror. x garbage.
> touch mirror.
GullyAshen Vale
> x sky. nw.
Ruins
> x ruins. sw.
Puddle
> x journal. take it. open it.
> read it. (The artist must seek Meaning and make Art.)
> read it. (The artist finds Beauty.)
> read it. (The muse rejects the artist.)
> read it. (The ex-artist gets drunk.)
> read it. (The new monk is ... fine.)
> read it. (The monk's friend says he wasted his talents. A new direction is needed.)
> x pond. touch it. (sticky)
> se.
Piles
> x flowers. x bottles. x luggage.
> x napkins. (random thing written on it)
> x butterflies.
> se.
Miscellaneous
> x statue. x bridge.
> x can. x wet book. x spoon.
> take bridge. (very lightweight)
> take wet book.
> sw.
Information Desk
> x counter. (The computer says the statue you need is in the cave to the northwest.)
> nw.
Cave
> x woman.
Your attempted action is negated. You learn that the statue grants wishes but only when returned to her rightful place.
> x woman.
> drop dolly.
> put statue on dolly.
> push dolly se.
Information Desk
> talk to computer.
> push dolly ne.
Miscellaneous
> push dolly nw.
Piles
> push dolly nw.
Puddle
> push dolly ne.
Ruins
> push dolly se.
Gully
> x jeep.
Starboard PollexSPS Forfex, 3961
> push dolly a.
Biohazard Containment
> push dolly ap.
Security Antrum
The guard (⨈ևߥ) drops a containment membrane over the statue. Melix's sword can't cut it.
> x membrane.
> talk to guard. (He's willing to trade.)
> show amulet to guard. (The trade is made.)
> push dolly p.
Science Antrum
This pirate gifts you with a cloaking beam. You can fire it at something to make it invisible for a few minutes.
> x beam.
> push dolly fp.
Lounge
> push dolly f.
Port Dactyl
> x fire.
Boudoir of AtëSchwartzgalle Caverns, 1929
> push dolly e.
Archway
> push dolly u.
Banquet Hall
> push dolly w.
Icy Cave
> push dolly u.
Slope
> push dolly e.
Gateway
> x fire.
Treasure HoardPico de Fogo, 1717
Don't let the salamander see the marble statue!
> shoot marble with beam.
> push dolly se.
Tall Chamber
> push dolly sw.
Lava Pool
> push dolly s.
Tunnel
> x flame.
Boudoir of PsycheThe Floating Palace of Eros
The marble statue is visible again.
> drop bridge. push dolly w.
Bedchamber of Eros
> take bridge. push dolly s.
Throne Room
Zeus briefly blocks your way, but the three of you quickly convince him that you're not stealing from Eros.
> push dolly s.
Anteroom
> drop bridge. push dolly e.
Conversation Pit
Leave the bridge here.
> x hearth.
CaveIndian Ocean, 1953
> push dolly w.
Bottom of the Cliff
> tie balloon to statue.
The statue and balloon float upwards out of sight, free of the dolly.
> take dolly. u. u.
Cliff's Edge
You and Melix resecure the statue to the dolly.
> take balloon. push dolly e.
Shipwreck
> x lantern.
LaboratoryFresno County, 2506
> push dolly w.
Treehouse
> put crank in winch.
> put dolly in elevator.
> turn crank.
> d. d.
Campsite
You and Melix unload the dolly from the elevator.
> x fire.
CryptRome, 1848
The statue grants one wish to all three of you. Melix immediately wishes to become a specific monster; the wish is granted. His new skin is like a mirror. He launches through the wall into the air.
You wish for the power to stop Melix. You're wreathed in yellow flames.
> save
> wait
Your revolver now says "INVITUS TE DEICIO". Google Translate claims this is Latin for "I let you down unwillingly."
Flying
During this battle, Melix will sometimes fling a snake at you. You can shoot them, but they're just a distraction and they can't hurt you.
> shoot Melix (He summons seven shields to protect him.)
> shoot red
> shoot orange
> shoot yellow
> shoot green
> shoot blue
> shoot indigo
> shoot violet
> shoot him
> shoot him
> shoot him
Melix is defeated and also delighted that no Pope will ever hire him again. Of course, you're now the Pope's favourite.
*** The End ***
"But you were saying: Started to what?"
> suspect
Nine months later, Pius uses the cloaking beam to escape the rebels who want his head on a platter.
Glimpsed:
Found dead (not counting ghosts and vampires):
Mentioned:
This is the response to CREDITS:
(Thank you for playing The Little Match Girl and His Holiness Pope Pius IX. I hope you're enjoying it. It was tested by Robert Eggleston, Jason Love, and Sarah Willson.
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