The Legend Lives!

notes and maps

Map of "Burnt Sienna: Val, Frost"

Frost is an iceball planet.

• Your initial inventory: Galacticard, your thesis research floppy disk, and a matter mover autodialer.
• Your bachelor pad contains: full ReVoLT Kola can. See also: matter mover, desk (contains qualitative calculator), computer (with disk drive and detachable keyboard), Enterviewer (aka EV), Nowtz (has coords for "Terminal Velocity"), books (has color chart), hatch (sealed). Ignore: walls, bed, papers, junk food. Exits: enter mover.
• Ada's pad contains: handwritten note (has coords for Barfee), paperback book. See also: matter mover, EV, hatch (inferred). Ignore: bed. Exits: down (open hatch: +1 pt), enter mover.
• Metal Corridor Under Ada's Pod: ladder.
• At an Air Duct Grating: bolt, hammer, ary ung, grating. Need a screwdriver to unscrew the grating.
• Red and Green Corridor: Zdybel, splotches. Shoot zdybel with ung (+1 pt; it becomes a Bedzyl). Drink kola. Take bedzyl (+3 pts).
• Escape Pod Docking Bay: pod.
• Inside the Escape Pod: launch button. Push button to go to Irata; make sure to take the Bedzyl and ary ung with you.

Map of "Orchid: Orf, Flora"

• Barfee Outlet Seed Central: matter mover
• Barfee Garden Supply Depot: vending machine (slot, vending keypad (0 to 9), logo; contains SquirtBulb, SeedSticker Sower, germination and culture guide, soil heater, infrared goggles, Pocket pH Pal, fertilyzer, can of Akmi Soopur Wundur Gro). Kick the machine three times to topple it (+3 pts).
• Barfee Fruit MegaStore: Hoppian salesman, fruit bin (contains many seed packets: Akmi Dam Joosee Froot, persimmon, Todian plum, pear, peach, Tellian cherry, apricot, Grandpa Jones apple, raspberry, Floran gowperfruit, kiwi, jostaberry, Hoppian gooseberry, elderberry, boysenberry, blueberry, and blackberry).
• Barfee Vegetable MegaStore: Foonian saleswoman, bin (contains many seed packets: watermelon, blue tomato, yellow tomato, strawberry, spinach, radish, peanut, pea, onion, Tellian lettuce, Alduvian pink lettuce, Floran textured lettuce, endive, cucumber, tricolor corn, Todian eggplant, Foonian eggplant, Hoppian black corn, Tellian corn, celery, carrot, cantaloupe, Ten Foo, cabbage, hawper sprouts, broccoli, soybean, Tellian pole bean, Todian bush bean, and asparagus). Ask woman about daughter (+2 pts + crumpled scrap of paper (has coords for Elwood Farm)).
• Barfee Flower Warehouse. Ignore: flowers. After several turns, wave Gro (+4 pts + reach Barfee Research Area Entrance).
• Barfee Research Area Entrance: door, door keypad (0 to 9 and RESET). Buddy typed 23, 46, 69, 812, and one more number. 23=1×23; 46=2×23; 69=3×23; and 812=4×203. So try 1015 (5×203) as the fifth number on the keypad. push reset. type 1015 on door keypad (+4 pts).
• Barfee Research Lab: thermos of Barfee advanced growth formula QX-32-Beta, transmogrifer (four dials can be set 0 to 19: magenta, salmon, mauve, orange; red button). Which of the 20 available objects made by the transmog are useful? The transmog can make spray can of shark repellent, prune seeds, paper clip, oil lamp, coal, playing card, toothpick, Valley King action figure, tissue, dead rat, black sphere (ticking), flint, liquid nitrogen, marbles, glue, valmid, wugrump fur hat, clay, ID tag, blob of wax. You want the prune seeds and the liquid nitrogen. Put something you don't need (like the handwritten or crumpled notes) into the machine, turn all dials to 1 or 12 respectively, then push the red button.
• Featureless Cubicle. Matter mover (button and light). Push button (so light is green, and therefore we can return via this address.) Note: The button is adjectiveless, so leave the calculator (and its buttons) somewhere else.

Map of "Cornflower: Val, Foon"

• On a dirt road: rock (a geode, hides akmid coin).
• Inside "Elwood's Eats": crane game (toys, glass, chute, slot, joystick). Ignore food, counter, menu. Tie string to akmid. Put coin in slot (+4 pts). Play game. Do last two steps repeatedly to get: whistle, mood ring, firecracker, Akmi Wacki Putti, plastic plover's egg, magnetic letter Q.
• On a Dirt Road, at a Puddle: puddle. Examine puddle; it's pretty. You can also fill the empty Revolt can with water from the puddle, if you like.
• Outside Elwood Farm: building, trees, sign.
• Outside the Elwood Farmhouse: path, lawn.
• At a Garden Outside the Farmhouse: soil, vegetables. Using the Foonian eggplant seeds: Plant seeds. Pour growth formula on seeds. Take raw egg. Go to the kitchen and fry this egg, using the frying pan and stove burner, the sameway you cooked the SynthEgg.
• Behind the Farmhouse: tombstone (Pierre / 1975-1992), back door.
• At the Tire Swing Outside the Farmhouse: tree, tire swing, rope. Climb the rope.
• Up the Oak-Like Tree: poodle charm ("Pierre"; untie string), branch, nest (out of reach). The charm can be worn when the string is tied to it. How to get the nest (or its contents?)
• Living Room: EV, old man.
• Hall: dog, back door, staircase. How to get past the dog?
• Kitchen: refrigerator (grapes, 6 bananas, raw Synthegg, salami, butter, overripe tomato, cheese), oven, burners, counter, machines (mixer, blender, Akmi Slysor Dysor), cupboards (dry goods, frying pan). Turn on burner. Put egg in pan. YES. Put pan on burner. Take fried egg.

Map of "Hot Pink: Baig, Keekers"

• Terminal Velocity Gateway: mover, mosaic, guard, fellow/woman customer, sign. Ask fellow about password (while wearing the olive drab uniform) to learn the password (+4 pts). The mosaic is a clue to add (-2, +2, -2) to these coords to get to reach the Terminal Velocity back door. Set mover to (9998, 4067, 7051). Enter mover (+4 pts + now at back door).
• Supply Room: KrudKo "Kolor-Me-Kool" snacks, metal coat hanger, olive drab uniform, EZ-Tech Blaser (a toy ray gun).
• Toy Room: EV, Akmi JoiStyk, Akmi Sez, The Swarm, Akmi PuzzelKyoob, giant beanbag. Cut beanbag with hanger (+2 pts + Squirt toy).
• The Terminal Velocity Back Door: mover, computer terminal (without keyboard). Attach keyboard. Type password on keyboard (+4 pts, west wall vanishes).
• In Terminal Velocity, Around the Pit (North End): mover.
• In Terminal Velocity, At the Bar: bartender. Go in (when bartender absent): stationary bicycle (with display), kiosk (with Razor Brandy). As far as I know, the bike can only be ridden once into the future, so make sure you have the liquid nitrogen and the hammer with you when you ride it. How to get the brandy?
• Jax O Pax's Data Den: Jax, sign, converter. On first entry, there's a HUGE textdump where you get a crypto watch and an elite pass. Mare and JC are also introduced. Ask Jax about bartender (Will). Ask Jax about Reb. Ask Jax about pass. Shoot Digital-to-Matter converter with the ary gun to get a Matter-to-Digital converter! Put your thesis disk into the drive. Put the jade figurine into the chamber. Push the start button. This puts a digital copy of the figurine onto your disk and returns the disk to your inventory. Repeat the process to also put the fried Foonian egg onto the disk. (CAUTION: You can probably convert most of your items into digital form, but once you've used the merge option on the komputer to put them into the UU3 game, there's no way to get them back.)
• Terminal Velocity Game Room: Kompakt Komputer. Put disk into komputer. Turn on komputer. Type 4 to merge the new digital objects (jade figurine and fried egg) into the game world. Type 3 on computer (to play Unnkulian Unventure III: The Kuulest Quest).
• Northern Part of the Infinite Corridor: printed note. After you watch another patron walk north through the wall, you can too.

Map of "Unnkulian Unventure III: The Kuulest Quest"

• You are carrying: pellet (inflatable boat, just add water). If you put in it the river, it'll become a dinghy. Enter it before it floats away! Unfortunately, the dinghy will burst at the site of the boat wreck. Fortunately, yYou don't need the pellet and dinghy at all. You can use the anagrammed Matter-to-Digital converter in Jax O Pax's Data Den to put any of your real world objects into the game world of UU3. Convert the jade figurine and the fried Foonian egg to digital form, merge them into the game, and they'll also be in your inventory. Put the jade figurine into the river and most of the river will freeze into a new jade path you walk on.
• At the Big Oak: tree, river, rope, table.
• On the West Bank of the River: soil, river, forest.
• On the West Bank of the River, at the Boat Wreck: pieces of wrecked boat, river.
• [in hut]: Give the fried egg to Kuulest.
• At the Center of All Things: scrap of paper. Read the paper. The answer to the riddle is "lips". When you answer the riddle correctly, the game crashes and you return to the Terminal Velocity game room, but now you're also carrying a mirror.

The command "quit" followed by "YES" lets you leave the game-world of UU3 and return to the Terminal Velocity game room.

Map of "Spring Green: Val, Irata"

• Another Crash Site: Timon Sketch (with synthesizer), wrecked ship. Timon gives you a triangular circuit board that's your passport to the Watchmaker; the address is written on it.
• Outside a Shack: shack, parchment note, jade box. Put fried egg in jade box (+2 pts + shack unlocked).
• Inside Shack: desk, chair, leaflet. Leaflet has coords for Kuwl.
• CAMELs at Work: CAMELs (with solar collectors), fence. How to get past the fence?
• In a Small Clearing: Dylbez. Shoot dylbez with ung (it's now a large Zydbel). Drop bedzyl. Shoot bedzyl with ung (+4 pts; the two zydbels leave together).
• Survey Station: mover. Don't use it unless the light is green, otherwise you can't return to Irata.
• Inside the Survey Station: maps, switch. Switch switch (or turn switch on).

Map of "Egg White: Val, Kuwl"

• Kuwl Starport: people. Soon after arriving, an old man gives you a jade figurine.

The Future scene

• In the Future: bike (display: "7823 RY."), desk, chair, man (Reb), oak chest, padlock ("Mistress"). Pour liquid nitrogen on padlock. Hit padlock with hammer. Open chest. Take handypad. The handypad won't work until you ride the bike again and return to the Terminal Velocity bar.

Map of "Midnight Blue: Edge, New Hell"

• New Hell: mover.
• At the Entrance to The Watchmen: bouncer. Show triangular board to bouncer (+1 pt).
• The Watchmaker's Headquarters: Watchmaker. Give the handypad to the Watchmaker and she'll give you an index card with relative coordinates (but no colorspace).

Map of "Akmi Orange: Plath"

Make sure before coming here you have the wristwatch from Jax, the mirror from the UU3 game, the Squirt toy from the Terminal Velocity toy room, and the firecracker from the claw machine. On arrival, JC tells you (via the watch) that you need to head west and through a door, then move forward, turn right, forward again, turn left, then forward, then break the shunt.

The mirror protects you when go through the door.

The ventilation shaft is too small for you to enter, so you'll have to use Squirt as your proxy.

Squirt is controlled by noises:

• sing (or blow whistle): Squirt opens and closes his gripper.
• stamp: Squirt moves forward.
• clap: Squirt turns left.
• snap [fingers]: Squirt turns right.
• yell (or scream): Squirt shoots sparks from his gripper.

So here's the endgame sequence: Put firecracker in gripper. Put Squirt in shaft. Stamp. Snap. Stamp. Clap. Stamp. Yell.

In the epilogue, you survive, but you learn JC sacrificed himself destroying the virus. Jax and Mare get married.

Other Notes

Matter Mover coords and colorspaces

"You can set mover coordinates either by turning the dials (red, green, and blue) or with a command like 'set mover to (100, 200, 300)'."

• 0, 0, 0 -- colorspace Black -- is a loopback test. This is explained when you examine a mover the first time.
• "6000, 3270, 1736 -- colorspace Burnt Sienna" = Your bachelor pod.
• "6000, 3270, 1738 -- colorspace Burnt Sienna" = Ada's pod. Note: your autodialer already knows how to visit Ada.
• "Hot Pink (+0, -52, -5)" = address of Terminal Velocity, found on Nowtz at Your bachelor pod.
• Barfee outlet (8549, 4392, 8392) = found on handwritten note at Ada's pod.
• Elwood Farm (3921, 5840, 9278) = on crumpled scrap of paper, given by Foonian saleswoman when you ask her about her daughter.
• "8549, 4392, 8393 -- colorspace Orchid" = Featureless cubicle.
• "Welcome, hacker, to the Terminal Velocity back door -- (9998, 4067, 7051)."
• "Terminal Velocity Central: 9999, 4065, 7053 -- Hot Pink (-1, -52, -5) Approved guests only."
• Midnight Blue (+50, -14, +48) -- on triangular circuit board from Timon.
• "Kuwl at Egg White (+0, +0, -239)" -- on leaflet.
• "(0, 10000, 4950) -- colorspace Spring Green." -- Survey Station on Irata.
• The index card from the Watchmaker has an RGB offset but no colorspace. Combine it with the Akmi orange colorspace to get to Plath.
• (JC thought the Salmon colorspace was important?)

The chart gives RGB values for various color names:

EV Channels

"The dial goes from 1 to 100,000." Are any EV channels actually useful?

• 1 = the Kidz Korner, advertised on KrudKo "Kolor-Me-Kool" snacks.
• 69 = the 37-hour sex network, advertised on channel 1.
• 361 = Duhdhist Broadcasting Network, mentioned on leaflet in Shack.
• 778, what Elwood EV is tuned to.
• 1000 = Hot Hits 1000, seen on your EV at Your bachelor pod.
• 12345, about galactically-aware people, seen on EVs in Terminal Velocity's eastern Enterviewing Rooms.
• 28182 = CARTOON MEGASTATION, seen on EVs in Terminal Velocity's western Enterviewing Rooms.
• 52109 = Progressive 52109, seen on Ada's EV at Ada's pod.
• 80180 = your 37-hour sports network, on EV at Toy Room.