I pressed on, being chased by a stapler with my name on it. is a Z-machine interactive fiction story written with Inform 7 and is © 2013 by Charlie Marcou.
In this extremely short and on-the-rails story based on quotes from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, you play as an office worker named Rick. Papers are flying everywhere, and a stapler is chasing you.
This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the story.
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Basement
Your agency is severely limited. All you can do is keep going to the next location until you reach the end of the story.
> ne.
Around the Corner
> n.
By Administration
> n.
By the kiddie wing
> n.
Hallway
> n.
Where Liz is
You automatically move to...
Rooftop
*** "I think what this episode shows is that the human spirit cannot be overcome.As a writer, if you take away my paper, I would write on my heart. If you took away my ink, I'd write on the wind... It wouldn't be an ideal way to work. ***
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