Key & Compass presents:
Interstellar Pizza Brigade
by Peregrine Wade

• Map
• Walkthrough
• Extras
  • Characters, Endings, Inventory
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Map

Walkthrough

Flight Deck

> x me. i. x gun. x hologram.

The captain is sleepy. He wants coffee.

> aft. starboard.

Food Area

> x dispenser. push button. (You obtain a bottle of alcohol.)

> push button. (This time: nothing.)

> x engineer. x cup.

> ask engineer about coffee. (He has hair tentacles!)

Hm. Let's see what else is around.

> port.

Nexus

Of course, all the buttons are unlabelled.

> x tube. x panel. x red. x green. x blue.

> port.

Crew's Quarters

> x Hatwonsky. ask Hatwonsky about crew.

CAUTION: If you try to shoot him, he becomes a monster that eats you.

> starboard. aft.

Storage Area

> x pizza. x table. x hatch.

> forward. starboard.

Food Area

Exploring is over. Let's act.

> shoot engineer. (He gives you the coffee.)

> port. forward.

Flight Deck

> give coffee to captain.

Captain orders you to get rid of the aliens!

> aft.

Nexus

CAUTION: Don't push the red button! It's the self-destruct!

> push green. (Gravity is now off.)

> push blue. (The other two enter, floating on either side of you.)

> shoot Hatwonsky. (They're both dead.)

> x corpse.

> push green. (Gravity is back on.)

> forward.

Flight Deck

Captain orders you to deliver the PZ-12.

Because of a strange bug, you must ask the hologram about something now rather than later. Otherwise, the countdown to the wormhole will never begin.

> ask hologram about pizza.

A countdown should now begin, as the ship approaches the wormhole.

> aft. aft.

Storage Area

Note: You must drink the alcohol before the ship arrives at the wormhole if you want to successfully open the hatch at the correct time.

> take pizza. drink alcohol.

Now wait for the computerized voice to tell you when to open the hatch.

> z. (If necessary, repeat waiting until you're told to open the hatch.)

> open hatch.

*** You have restored stability to the spacetime continuum. Cheers! ***

Extras

Characters

• Anne Walken, Emergencies Specialist, is the player-character.
• Captain Arnold sits in his captainly chair on the flight deck. He's obese, tired, and wants some coffee to stay awake.
• A hologram, also on the flight deck, is an artificial intelligence there to answer questions. And he's green.
• Engineer Blartswoggle is in the food area and actually has a cup of coffee.
• Lieutenant Hatwonsky is in the crew's quarters. He's really good with a plasma rifle.
• Christopher Walken, your many-greats-uncle, is the person that will receive the pizza. His code name is Hessian.

Also:

• Someone from Starbase EZ-99 gives the ship its mission in the prologue.
• The crew who should be in their quarters are mysteriously missing.

Endings

• Eeeagh!
• if you shoot Hatwonsky when he's in the crew's quarters.
• if you push the red button on the nexus's control panel; it's the self-destruct.
• if you shoot Blartswoggle when you, he, and Hatwonsky are all floating in the nexus.
• if you open the hatch in the storage area when there's only the vacuum of space on the other side.
• Greed was your downfall.
• if you eat the pizza.
• You have been erased from history.
• if you fail to open the hatch soon after arriving at the wormhole.
• You have restored stability to the spacetime continuum. Cheers!
• if you successfully deliver the pizza.

Inventory

• a ray gun. You're carrying it.
• In the food area, shoot the engineer to convince him to give you his coffee.
• When floating in the nexus with both Blartswoggle and Hatwonsky there, shoot Hatwonsky to kill them both.
• a bottle of alcohol. Acquire it by pushing the drink dispenser's button in the food area.
• Drink it, preferably during the countdown to the arrival at the wormhole. If you didn't drink the alcohol, you won't be willing to open the hatch at the correct time.
• a cup of coffee. In the food area, Engineer Blartswoggle gives it to you when you first attempt to shoot him with your ray gun.
• On the flight deck, give the coffee to the captain.
• a pizza. It's on the table in the storage area.
• DON'T eat the pizza! It's not for you!
• During the the countdown to the wormhole, take the pizza and keep it until you open the hatch.
• Lieutenant Hatwonsky's corpse. It's in the nexus after you shoot Hatwonsky.
• You don't need the corpse. Leave it alone.

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