Key & Compass presents:
Hank Buzzcrack Has A Job To Do, God Damn It
by Duncan Cross

Hank Buzzcrack Has A Job To Do, God Damn It is a Z-machine interactive fiction game written with Inform 6 and is © 2001 by Duncan Cross. It was a participant in the Speed-IF −1 event.

In this very short game, you play as Hank Buzzcrack, a professional thief. You have two missions: steal a gold mask from one museum then steal a golden banana from another museum.

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.


Museum AnotherMuseum unscrew corkwith corkscrew


> i. open bag. x monkey. x corkscrew. x tube.

> take monkey. take corkscrew.

> unscrew cork with corkscrew.

Another Museum

> x cavity. x banana. i. x plucker. take banana.

> x hole. put plucker in hole. take banana.

*** Probably Not My Stupidest Attempt At SpeedIF Yet, But Getting Close ***




Honorary mention:

Thank You to my Patreon supporters

This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!

I'm still creating new walkthroughs! Larger ones too! Please visit my Patreon account if you're interested in helping me create more interactive fiction walkthroughs. I appreciate all the help I can get! Thanks again.