Gourmet Gaffe is a Z-machine interactive fiction game written with Inform 7 and is © 2011 by Hulk Handsome.
In this one-room joke game, you play as the inventor of the back scratcher. The Queen of France is pleased with you until you ask for ketchup at her dining table. Sacré bleu! Now you must escape her dungeon before you're thrown to the mimes!
This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.
The Queen's Dungeon
> x key. take it.
*** You have died of key poisoning ***
> i. x scratcher. scratch back. scratch butt.
> x blanket. take it. (no, yuck)
> x bones. eat meat. (gross)
> x torch. x words. (re: gazpacho soup)
> take torch. (It's attached to the wall.)
> x door. open door. w.
*** You have won ***
This is very much a solo adventure, but some characters are in the prologue:
The response to SCORE is:
You have so far scored your-score out of a possible 3, in some turns, earning you the rank of rankings.
The possible rankings are:
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