Key & Compass presents:
Flexible Pants
by Jonathon Rosebaugh

Flexible Pants is a Z-machine version 5 interactive fiction game written with Inform 6 and is © 2001 by Jonathon Rosebaugh (writing as "His Imperial Majesty, Shortwinker the Fifth"). It was an entry for SpeedIF Y.

You play as an employee in the Blue Jean division of Rockets, Sprockets, and Pants. It's time to leave the building and drive to Angela's house for some smooching.

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.


d d s u u 1st FloorHallway LargeRoom ElectricalCloset Stairs,1st(Ground)level 2nd FloorHallway Hallwayoutsideyour office YourOffice Stairs,2nd level Stairs,3rd level ParkingLot

Odd. You can go directly to your car without encountering or needing to solve either of this game's puzzles. Also, you can't wear the Spock ears.

Your Office

> x desk. x window. x door. w. n.

Electrical Closet

> x gun. take gun. x electrodes. x man. shoot gun. s. s. d. d. n. e.

Large Room

> x ears. take ears. x Shatner. x beret. take beret. x cage.

> put ears in cage. take beret. wear it. w. s. s.

Parking Lot

*** You have won ***

Thank You to my Patreon supporters

This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!

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