Key & Compass presents:
Chickens of Distinction
by Liza Daly

You play as a minimum-wage employee, standing outside the Chunky Chicken Poultry Palace in a chicken suit. There's gotta be a better way to make a living, right?

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.

Walkthrough
Extras
- Characters, Endings, Inventory
Thank You to my Patreon supporters
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Walkthrough

Note that this game does not use compass directions.

Outside of the Chunky Chicken

> about. x me. i. x suit. x cigarette.

> x restaurant. x bank. x sentra.

After 8 turns, a woman and boy enter the restaurant and you welcome them in.

> smoke cigarette. g. (After 10 turns, your cigarette goes out.)

> drop cigarette. (After 11 turns, an alarm goes off at the bank.)

> cross street. (No, it might be a false alarm.)

> z. (There's yelling in the bank.)

> cross street.

Outside the Bank

> in. (You pause. You hear two men yelling.)

> in.

Halfway Inside the Bank

I'll mention that there are robbers, tellers, and a speaker you can examine, but you don't really have the time.

> remove suit.

Inside Bank

This is the same location as before, but not inside the suit.

> out.

Outside the Bank

> z. ("The robbers' voices are getting louder.")

> push suit.

*** You have won ***

Extras

Characters

Various customers of the restaurant, including a scowling man and elderly couple in the intro, and woman and young boy later on.
Your boss is seen briefly in the introduction.
Two masked robbers are robbing the bank across the street.
Bank tellers and patrons are also in the bank.
Several dozen police officers arrive at game's end, assuming you didn't die earlier.

Endings

You are right back where you started if, when the police arrive, you never got as far as blocking the bank doorway with the chicken suit.
You have died when the robbers make their getaway and the chicken suit was stuck in the bank doorway. You'll be killed regardless of your location.
You have won if you push the stuck chicken suit into the robbers when they're trying to leave the bank.

Inventory

a cigarette. It's dangling from your mouth. You can smoke it while it's lit. You can drop it at any time.
a chicken suit. You're wearing it. When you get halfway into the bank, you can take it off. Outside the bank, push the wedged suit when you hear the robbers getting closer.

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