Key & Compass presents:
AFGNCAAP - IF Agent! Todays Adventure: Holy Goat!
by Marius Müller

AFGNCAAP - IF Agent! Todays Adventure: Holy Goat! is a Z-machine interactive fiction game written with Inform 7 and is © 2007 by Marius Müller. It was a participant in the Speed-IF Introcomp event.

In this short game, you play as AFGNCAAP, an ageless faceless gender-neutral culturally-ambiguous adventure person. A group of IF folk wake you from your bed, tell you the French from fictional Rfance have stolen the spirit of Speed IF, tell you you have to save it, put you on a plane, give you a parachute, shove you out the door... and before you know it, you're falling towards the ground in your pajamas.

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.

Walkthrough
Extras
- Characters, Endings, Inventory
Thank You to my Patreon supporters
External links:
- This game at IFDB, IFWiki, and ifwizz.
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Walkthrough

In the air

You're falling, 100 meters per turn.

> i. x parachute. open it.

> x ashtray. x carvings. x eye.

> push eye. pull eye.

Meadow

It helps if you know that XYZZY is the most common magic word in IF.

> x pajamas. x homunculus. x goat. (Disspell it?)

> xyzzy. (Not quite.)

> yzzyx. (The goat is disspelled.)

> hit homunculus.

*** You have won ***

Note that if you go from any direction from the Meadow, you'll end up stuck in More meadow. Going any direction from More meadow was obviously meant to return you to the first Meadow, but that doesn't happen. However, you can exploit another bug in the game to get back: pull the eye again.

Extras

Characters

An especially fearsome goat threatens you in the meadow, but it doesn't actually stop you from doing anything.
In the prologue, Dr. Short, Cadre, Lott, and Montfort give you your mission. You're also told zarf will not be in this.
In the epilogue, the Spirit of Speed IF tells you that they're really being held by your old enemy Dr. Phlogiston!

Endings

You have died if you don't pull the eye before you hit the ground.
You have won if you break the homunculus.

Inventory

a parachute. You're wearing it. Open it. An ashtray is inside.
pajamas. You're wearing them. You're unwilling to remove them.
a T'ang dynasty ashtray. It's inside the parachute. Examine it thoroughly. Pull the dragon's eye to land safely in the Meadow.

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