Key & Compass presents:
AFGNCAAP - IF Agent! Todays Adventure: Holy Goat!
by Marius Müller

AFGNCAAP - IF Agent! Todays Adventure: Holy Goat! is a Z-machine interactive fiction game written with Inform 7 and is © 2007 by Marius Müller. It was a participant in the Speed-IF Introcomp event.

In this short game, you play as AFGNCAAP, an ageless faceless gender-neutral culturally-ambiguous adventure person. A group of IF folk wake you from your bed, tell you the French from fictional Rfance have stolen the spirit of Speed IF, tell you you have to save it, put you on a plane, give you a parachute, shove you out the door... and before you know it, you're falling towards the ground in your pajamas.

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.


pull eye In theair Meadow Moremeadow (any dir)

In the air

You're falling, 100 meters per turn.

> i. x parachute. open it.

> x ashtray. x carvings. x eye.

> push eye. pull eye.


It helps if you know that XYZZY is the most common magic word in IF.

> x pajamas. x homunculus. x goat. (Disspell it?)

> xyzzy. (Not quite.)

> yzzyx. (The goat is disspelled.)

> hit homunculus.

*** You have won ***

Note that if you go from any direction from the Meadow, you'll end up stuck in More meadow. Going any direction from More meadow was obviously meant to return you to the first Meadow, but that doesn't happen. However, you can exploit another bug in the game to get back: pull the eye again.





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