In this tiny one-room joke of a game, every letter has been replaced with a capital letter A. Somehow, it's still possible to figure out what to do and win.
A AAAAA AAAAAAAAA was created with Inform 7 and has IFID 8E022BE7-5649-4DC1-B7C7-98F0A493E93C. To play a work like this one, you need an interpreter program: many are available, among them Zoom for Mac OS X and for Unix; Windows Frotz or Windows Glulxe for Windows.