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    <title>Stephen's Page</title>
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    <description>Reviews, rants and opinions by Stephen Bond</description>
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        <title>The Rehabilitation of Vietnam</title>
        <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/vietnam.html</link>
        <description>John McCain is widely acknowledged, 
by himself and many others, to be a war hero. He is</description>
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        <title>Dating Profile Don'ts</title>
        <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/dd.html</link>
        <description>Hello, darlings. Ever wondered why your 
dating profile only attracts nerds and perverts, and never</description>
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        <title>Fat Whiners</title>
        <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/fat.html</link>
        <description>Let me get one thing straight: I've got 
nothing against fat people. The weightier members of our society</description>
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	<title>Dr. Atkins' Cholera Revolution</title>
	<link>http://plover.net/~bonds/atkins.html</link>
	<description>The natural way to rapid weight loss.</description>
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         <title>Gendered Language</title>
         <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/genderedlanguage.html</link>
         <description>I get a lot of fictional mail from fictional readers of this site, who say to me "Stephen, you</description>
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         <title>Fifteen Stupid Responses to Criticism</title>
         <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/stupidresponses.html</link>
         <description>The title says it all.</description>
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         <title>Donnie Darko</title>   
         <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/donniedarko.html</link>
         <description>A review of the 2002 movie. (Thumbs
way down!)</description>
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         <title>The Taking of Pelham One Two Three</title>
         <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/pelham123.html</link>
         <description>A review of the 1974 movie. (Thumbs 
way up!)</description>
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	 <title>Utopia</title>
	 <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/utopia.html</link>
	 <description>One of my favourite books is A Pattern Language by Christopher 
Alexander et al. Unlike my fellow nerds, I don't admire it for its form, but for its 
content</description>
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         <title>Extras Christmas Special</title>
         <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/extras.html</link>
	 <description>A review of the Christmas Special of Ricky Gervais's 
Extras.</description>
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	 <title>The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy</title>
         <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/hhgg.html</link>
	 <description>A review of the 2005 movie version.</description>
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         <title>ASDF</title>
	 <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/asdf.html</link>
         <description>A badly-drawn webcomic of trite, feelgood, preachy 
meretricious shit.</description>
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	<title>Mad Max 2</title>
	<link>http://plover.net/~bonds/madmax2.html</link>
        <description>Mad Max 2 begins with a three-minute 
recap of the previous movie (a low-budget feature of little 
consequence), but in truth the first scene proper -- which 
is also the first action scene -- wordlessly provides all 
the backstory you need.</description>
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        <title>Peter Jackson's World of Warcraft</title>
        <link>http://plover.net/~bonds/lotrfilms.html</link>
        <description>If J.R.R. Tolkien hankered after a lost childhood, 
then Peter Jackson is the guy who never left it.</description>
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