by
Robert Herrick
Shapcot! To thee the Fairy State I with discretion, dedicate. Because thou prizest things that are Curious, and un-familiar. Take first the feast; these dishes gone; Wee'l see the Fairy-Court anon. A little mushroome table spred, After short prayers, they set on bread; A moon-parcht grain of purest wheat, With some small glit'ring gritt, to eate His choyce bitts with; then in a trice They make a feast lesse great then nice. But all this while his eye is serv'd, We must not think his eare was sterve'd: But that there was in place to stir His spleen, the chirring Grasshopper; The merry Cricket, puling Flie, The piping Gnat for minstralcy. And now, we must imagine first, The Elves present to quench his thirst A pure seed-Pearle of Infant dew, Brought and besweetened in a blew And pregnant violet; which done, His kitling eyes begin to runne Quite through the table, where he spies The hornes of paperie Butterflies, Of which he eates and tastes a little Of that we call the Cuckoes spittle. A little Fuz-ball-pudding stands By, yet not blessed by his hands, That was too coorse; but then forthwith He ventures boldly on the pith Of sugred Rush, and eates the sagge And well bestrutted Bees sweet bagge: Gladding his pallat with some store Of Emits eggs; what wo'd he more? But Beards of Mice, a Newt's stew'd thigh, A bloated Earewig, and a Flie; With the Red-capt worme, that's shut Within the concave of a Nut, Browne as his Tooth. A little Moth, Late fatned in a piece of cloth: with withered cherries; Mandrakes eares; Moles eyes; to these, the slain-Stags teares: The unctuous dewlaps of a Snaile; The broke-heart of a Nightingale Ore-come in musicke; with a wine, Ne're ravisht from the flattering vine, But gentle prest fromt he soft side Of the most sweet and dainty Bride, Brought in a dainty daizie, which He fully quaffs up to bewitch His blood to height; this done, commended Grace by his Priest; The feast is ended.
Now they the Elves within a trice, Prepar'd a feast lesse great than nice. Where you may imagine first, The Elves prepare to quench the his thirst, In pure seed pearle of infant dew Brought and sweetned with a blew And pregant Violet; which done, His killing eyes begin to runne Quite ore the table, where he spyes The hornes of waterd Butter-flies. Of which he eates, but with a little Neat coole allay of Cuckows spittle. Next this the red cap worme that shut Within the concave of a nut. Moles eyes he tastes, then Adders eares; To these for sauce the slaine stagges teares A bloted earewig, and the pith Of sugred rush he glads him with. Then he takes a little Mothe, Late fatted in a scarlet cloth, A spinner's ham, the beards of mice, Nits carbonaded, a device Before unknowne; the blood of fleas Which gave his Elveships stomacke ease. The unctious dew lops of a Snaile, The broake heart of a Nightingale: Ore come in musicke, with the sagge And well bestrowed Bees sweet bagge. Conserves of Atomes, and the mites, The stike wormes sperme, and the delights Of all that ever yet hath blest Fayrie land: so ends his feast.